OMG why did nobody tell me that you can activate Siri by saying “Hey Shitty”?

Now that Elon is turning heel, are we allowed to take those performative stickers off our Teslas?

TBH I expected Musk to last a few more Scaramuccis before peacing out.

I hadn’t planned on eating chocolate pudding this morning, but then I heard trump’s voice on The Daily.