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bad gamers against weed posts @ihategaw.bsky.social · Jul 26

if i share your post on here it's because i hate you and think you should die

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bad gamers against weed posts @ihategaw.bsky.social · 7d

I get that he's your autistic gay baby or whatever but Double D is straight up being a total cunt to Eddy in this clip and I'm not just going to ignore that.

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bad gamers against weed posts @ihategaw.bsky.social · 7d

Hypothetically, if one of my metamours gets like turbo cancelled, and our shared partner is like *kinda* implicated but not for any of the actual heinous stuff, but isn't dumping the metamour either, would I be in trouble? The rules for partner culpability aren't clear on this.

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bad gamers against weed posts @ihategaw.bsky.social · 7d

This is my first time in the server and I felt obligated to stop lurking for the sole purpose of telling JohnWickFan2017 that you have made my day

bad gamers against weed posts @ihategaw.bsky.social · 7d

Neon_Estrogenesis_Evangelion is mostly inactive but still on good terms with everyone that doesn't have her mixed up with neonestrogenesisevangelion

bad gamers against weed posts @ihategaw.bsky.social · 7d

yeah fuck me for assuming you and your fursona used the same pronouns

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bad gamers against weed posts @ihategaw.bsky.social · 8d

lol are you gonna post me to ihategaw? Here's a tip: people who are actually likable or interesting can get more than 19 followers, and they can do it without copy-pasting other people's posts and acting superior. Keep doing it though, it's really funny to see you flop with every skeet.

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bad gamers against weed posts @ihategaw.bsky.social · 13d

well i was going to make a post in here that involved making a joke about that one country that some people are really keen on insisting is a part of china, so i dug around to jog my memory about which one it is (it's taiwan), and after some light reading i did actually formulate an opinion on how that whole situation should be handled, but i ultimately decided not to make the original post so it's kind of a moot point.

bad gamers against weed posts @ihategaw.bsky.social · 13d

my brother wont shut up about his fucking letterboxd

bad gamers against weed posts @ihategaw.bsky.social · 13d

When I said "the dolls are conspiring against me" I was talking about actual haunted dolls. Nothing to do with trans women, who I support.

bad gamers against weed posts @ihategaw.bsky.social · 13d

I would always get the blueberry bagel because it was the only one that felt human to me. All of the other bagels were things an NPC would order.

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bad gamers against weed posts @ihategaw.bsky.social · 13d

he literally played sewerslvt in the voice chat

bad gamers against weed posts @ihategaw.bsky.social · 13d

the AITA channel's "no ragebaiting" rule extends to your genuine personal problems if they are indistinguishable from ragebait

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bad gamers against weed posts @ihategaw.bsky.social · 21d

5. Active washing machine: This one is really fucking dangerous if you don't know what you're doing. Depending on the settings, a washing machine can hit several hundred G's of acceleration; shrinking powers will usually let you *survive* those numbers without permanent damage, but depending on the physics you operate under, it can still be enough to cause you to pass out or be immobilized, at which point you will drown. Suffice to say, I do NOT endorse this unless you are EXTREMELY familiar with both your powers and your washing machine, and ideally with a spotter checking on you regularly. So, why am I even bringing this up? Because masturbating in a washing machine reliably gives me some of the best orgasms I've had in my life, and I'm not alone in that assessment. It's like getting waterboarded in a jet fighter in the middle of the night. You feel like you're going to die and you get so overstimulated that you "cross the border" into a zone of pure pleasure. I think something about the altered geometry does something to your brain that makes it receptive to this sort of thing. There's really nothing like it at 1:1 scale, definitely one of the highlights of shrinkage.

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bad gamers against weed posts @ihategaw.bsky.social · 24d

I don't want to hear about you shipping "Vaping Toriel" and "Dabbing Squidward", even ironically. Those are real people under the costumes.

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bad gamers against weed posts @ihategaw.bsky.social · 24d

This is great timing actually, I was just thinking I wanted to listen to a podcast where two guys with the minimum amount of self control necessary to avoid getting MeToo'ed mutter into their laptop mics at each other about how all art is political and women don't care about looks and whatever other radlib talking points were deposited on their Twitter feeds this week. Let me know when you announce the Patreon so I can join the "Corncobbed by Gritty" tier!

bad gamers against weed posts @ihategaw.bsky.social · 24d

i didn't read your post LOL click like if you smoke cigarettes

bad gamers against weed posts @ihategaw.bsky.social · 24d

i am fucking cisgender

bad gamers against weed posts @ihategaw.bsky.social · 24d

I am NOT a GODDAMN KINNIE. I've NEVER seen the FUCKING PLAY. I was LITERALLY, VERIFIABLY ALEXANDER HAMILTON IN A PAST LIFE. If you don't believe me, FINE! I try not to think about it myself. But DON'T FUCKING LIE about me!

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bad gamers against weed posts @ihategaw.bsky.social · 24d

Can I get my "[Sensitive White Boy]" tag removed? I just got some information that complicates it

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bad gamers against weed posts @ihategaw.bsky.social · 24d

THEY NOT LIKE US THEY NOT LIKE US THEY NOT LIKE US THEY NOT LIKE US

THE POWER OF KENDRICK FLOWS THROUGH ME

bad gamers against weed posts @ihategaw.bsky.social · Aug 24

I have DMs from wifeliker where he admits to not liking his wife.

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bad gamers against weed posts @ihategaw.bsky.social · Aug 24

My main issue with every person in my friend group, anonymized to maintain plausible deniability but honestly you can probably figure it out if you know the people involved:
1. Has public conversations with their boring ass headmates
2. In every single voice call ever and has a stupid voice that I hate
3. A great artist but only seems to care about writing terrible fanfic
4. Doesn't read theory but acts like they do
5. Unfunny
6. Podcast cohosts are unfunny
7. Doesn't seem to like or even respect any music that's even remotely popular, only ever talks about local acts and bandcamp randos
8. Wants to fuck ugly old men
9. Got super pissed when my girlfriend & I propositioned them for a threeway
10. Unfunny and kind of stupid
11. Has a special interest in The Magnus Archives
12. Thinks their experience as an organizer, which has consisted mostly of helping convince their state government to renew some environmental regulations that have been around since the 90s, entitles them to speak authoritatively on like every fucking political issue ever
13. Kind of stupid
14. Still friends with my ex
15. Still friends with my ex
16. Just gets on my nerves in general

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bad gamers against weed posts @ihategaw.bsky.social · Aug 24

You won't get me to care less about the truth. It's not in my nature.

bad gamers against weed posts @ihategaw.bsky.social · Aug 24

No! Bad yumeshipper! Bad!

bad gamers against weed posts @ihategaw.bsky.social · Aug 22

I know you probably don't mean it this way but when you talk about "dead internet theory" it feels like you think less of me as someone who is dead and it makes me uncomfy

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