ihaveataser
@ihaveataser.bsky.social
Cats, crochet, crushing existential dread
If you ask me for any kind of advice just know 90% of the time I’m fueled solely by cheesesticks, adderall, and an unused lit degree.
August 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
If you ask me for any kind of advice just know 90% of the time I’m fueled solely by cheesesticks, adderall, and an unused lit degree.
Unbelievable experience screaming “just stay alive” in a room full of people tonight @themountaingoats.bsky.social
August 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Unbelievable experience screaming “just stay alive” in a room full of people tonight @themountaingoats.bsky.social
A taco place should do blind sauces - a little blind box for interesting hot sauces. There’s 1 of 5 unique types in most boxes (little bottles) but 1 in 25 is the ghost pepper rectal reamer or whatever
You pick a mystery sauce and maybe you win a sweet spicy delight or you’re in the ER - fun!
You pick a mystery sauce and maybe you win a sweet spicy delight or you’re in the ER - fun!
June 27, 2025 at 5:21 AM
A taco place should do blind sauces - a little blind box for interesting hot sauces. There’s 1 of 5 unique types in most boxes (little bottles) but 1 in 25 is the ghost pepper rectal reamer or whatever
You pick a mystery sauce and maybe you win a sweet spicy delight or you’re in the ER - fun!
You pick a mystery sauce and maybe you win a sweet spicy delight or you’re in the ER - fun!
My 77 year old mother came up to Boston from Florida to see @maddow.msnbc.com tonight and we were both energized and delighted to get to hear her speak live! So grateful to get to have that experience with her.
May 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM
My 77 year old mother came up to Boston from Florida to see @maddow.msnbc.com tonight and we were both energized and delighted to get to hear her speak live! So grateful to get to have that experience with her.
What’s the word for the feeling you get when you’re halfway through eating an egg salad sandwich and you remember you have a hot yoga class later
April 17, 2025 at 5:50 PM
What’s the word for the feeling you get when you’re halfway through eating an egg salad sandwich and you remember you have a hot yoga class later
If tv and movies have taught me anything it’s that if you are carrying a paper grocery bag with both a baguette and carrot greens sticking out of the top, you *will* be chased in a stairwell
March 20, 2025 at 1:03 PM
If tv and movies have taught me anything it’s that if you are carrying a paper grocery bag with both a baguette and carrot greens sticking out of the top, you *will* be chased in a stairwell
Did 20 minutes on a stair climber tonight and I feel INVINCIBLE
March 3, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Did 20 minutes on a stair climber tonight and I feel INVINCIBLE
thawing the 6.5 lb cinder block of wings maybe was a bit much for two people
February 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM
thawing the 6.5 lb cinder block of wings maybe was a bit much for two people
Do you beelieveee in Pink Pony Club
(pony club
pony club)
(pony club
pony club)
February 8, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Do you beelieveee in Pink Pony Club
(pony club
pony club)
(pony club
pony club)
Hey - you don’t *have* to use Mississippi to count seconds. Any 4 syllable word or combo of words works.
I’ve settled on “kitty kitty”
I’ve settled on “kitty kitty”
February 6, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Hey - you don’t *have* to use Mississippi to count seconds. Any 4 syllable word or combo of words works.
I’ve settled on “kitty kitty”
I’ve settled on “kitty kitty”
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I honestly believe our most powerful position in a toxic time that feeds on cynicism, apathy,& despair is to genuinely care and act for a better world.
Cynicism is our enemy. We should check it, incl. on the left. It’s not intellectually superior. It’s the virus they’re trying to infect us with. NO
Cynicism is our enemy. We should check it, incl. on the left. It’s not intellectually superior. It’s the virus they’re trying to infect us with. NO
January 31, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I honestly believe our most powerful position in a toxic time that feeds on cynicism, apathy,& despair is to genuinely care and act for a better world.
Cynicism is our enemy. We should check it, incl. on the left. It’s not intellectually superior. It’s the virus they’re trying to infect us with. NO
Cynicism is our enemy. We should check it, incl. on the left. It’s not intellectually superior. It’s the virus they’re trying to infect us with. NO
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Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
January 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
I thought she’d be cool about crunchy treats instead of the freeze dried minnows she usually gets - maybe not so much
January 30, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I thought she’d be cool about crunchy treats instead of the freeze dried minnows she usually gets - maybe not so much
Just to be perfectly explicit, my great grandfather was slaughtered by n*zis in Greece and my grandfather nearly died fighting them so I am ancestrally bound to say I do not support the f*scist administration - in addition to, ya know, just being a ~decent human being~
January 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Just to be perfectly explicit, my great grandfather was slaughtered by n*zis in Greece and my grandfather nearly died fighting them so I am ancestrally bound to say I do not support the f*scist administration - in addition to, ya know, just being a ~decent human being~
This is my cat. She has a poetry inspired name but we mostly call her Chicken. She is unaware that contact with her lil toe beans gives humans instant dopamine.
January 24, 2025 at 4:57 AM
This is my cat. She has a poetry inspired name but we mostly call her Chicken. She is unaware that contact with her lil toe beans gives humans instant dopamine.
Irish spicy is black pepper and direct sunlight
January 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Irish spicy is black pepper and direct sunlight
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In honor of Dolly Parton's birthday.
January 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
In honor of Dolly Parton's birthday.
Welp. TikTok is dark but this isn’t a bad way to spend time.
January 19, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Welp. TikTok is dark but this isn’t a bad way to spend time.
Remembering the Australia fires in January of 2020 as we were just hearing about a new virus and today it’s feeling like it’s time to buy toilet paper and craft supplies
January 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Remembering the Australia fires in January of 2020 as we were just hearing about a new virus and today it’s feeling like it’s time to buy toilet paper and craft supplies
Winter tip - face moisturizer topped with Vaseline is the best lip treatment - more effective than any other lip balm, lip mask, or chapstick I’ve ever used. It never fails me.
December 30, 2024 at 4:28 AM
Winter tip - face moisturizer topped with Vaseline is the best lip treatment - more effective than any other lip balm, lip mask, or chapstick I’ve ever used. It never fails me.
I hope this message finds you in whatever emotional state is appropriate for your circumstances
December 12, 2024 at 2:37 AM
I hope this message finds you in whatever emotional state is appropriate for your circumstances