The sh1tt3r
@ihavetheruns.bsky.social
I’m literally the funniest person on the planet. (Don’t fact check that.)
me.probably.idk_2.0 on TikTok
me.probably.idk_2.0 on TikTok
@scalzi.com, my sister has been reading many of your books and wonders about the sheer number of sci-fi sub-genres and science disciplines you write and write about. Do you just have that many science friends to ask questions to during your writing process?
September 29, 2025 at 9:20 PM
@scalzi.com, my sister has been reading many of your books and wonders about the sheer number of sci-fi sub-genres and science disciplines you write and write about. Do you just have that many science friends to ask questions to during your writing process?
I just taught a kid how to play a card game and he completely smoked me immediately. I’ve really gotta reconsider my choices in life
July 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I just taught a kid how to play a card game and he completely smoked me immediately. I’ve really gotta reconsider my choices in life
You know, hank green, I can accept memetic dreams, but I cannot fathom people who don’t know what an isotope or hexadecimal are
May 31, 2025 at 10:06 PM
You know, hank green, I can accept memetic dreams, but I cannot fathom people who don’t know what an isotope or hexadecimal are
Moving again for the fifth time (depending on how you count) in five years. Roughly the tenth time in 21 years. One of these days I’ll stop moving so goddamn much.
One of these fucking days.
One of these fucking days.
May 11, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Moving again for the fifth time (depending on how you count) in five years. Roughly the tenth time in 21 years. One of these days I’ll stop moving so goddamn much.
One of these fucking days.
One of these fucking days.
I don’t think I’ve said it in a bit, but Donald Trump, his supporters, and everyone working with him are all Nazis. They are fascists. They are the worst of humanity. It is our duty to remove them from power
May 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I don’t think I’ve said it in a bit, but Donald Trump, his supporters, and everyone working with him are all Nazis. They are fascists. They are the worst of humanity. It is our duty to remove them from power
I’m looking to get into YouTube. Should I start watching chronologically or is there a better viewing meta?
May 1, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I’m looking to get into YouTube. Should I start watching chronologically or is there a better viewing meta?
Resisting the urge to send Mike Simpson an email saying:
I hate you. You are a cancer to society. I hope everyone you love leaves you. I can’t wait to take a fat dookie on your grave. I hate you.
Rot in hell, fascist.
With all sincerity,
ihavetheruns
I hate you. You are a cancer to society. I hope everyone you love leaves you. I can’t wait to take a fat dookie on your grave. I hate you.
Rot in hell, fascist.
With all sincerity,
ihavetheruns
April 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Resisting the urge to send Mike Simpson an email saying:
I hate you. You are a cancer to society. I hope everyone you love leaves you. I can’t wait to take a fat dookie on your grave. I hate you.
Rot in hell, fascist.
With all sincerity,
ihavetheruns
I hate you. You are a cancer to society. I hope everyone you love leaves you. I can’t wait to take a fat dookie on your grave. I hate you.
Rot in hell, fascist.
With all sincerity,
ihavetheruns
The average of Moose and Mousse is Mouse
April 26, 2025 at 8:34 PM
The average of Moose and Mousse is Mouse
I spent an hour last night looking for a specific song from my childhood. I did not find it, and have reason to believe it’s entirely lost media.
The kicker? It’s a religious song from a church I’m no longer part of. I just think it’s a banger and wanted it on my playlist
The kicker? It’s a religious song from a church I’m no longer part of. I just think it’s a banger and wanted it on my playlist
April 24, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I spent an hour last night looking for a specific song from my childhood. I did not find it, and have reason to believe it’s entirely lost media.
The kicker? It’s a religious song from a church I’m no longer part of. I just think it’s a banger and wanted it on my playlist
The kicker? It’s a religious song from a church I’m no longer part of. I just think it’s a banger and wanted it on my playlist
Maleness cannot be stored in the balls because that is where the pee is
April 24, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Maleness cannot be stored in the balls because that is where the pee is
This is the third time I have had to use the bathroom at the exact moment I intended on asking a girl out THIS SEMESTER.
I believe I have a curse
I believe I have a curse
March 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
This is the third time I have had to use the bathroom at the exact moment I intended on asking a girl out THIS SEMESTER.
I believe I have a curse
I believe I have a curse
Do people that live on their own lock the bathroom? I have 2 roommates I hardly see, and I have my own bathroom that’s in my room. I lock my room and my bathroom when I go. I don’t know why, because nobody ever goes to my room
January 30, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Do people that live on their own lock the bathroom? I have 2 roommates I hardly see, and I have my own bathroom that’s in my room. I lock my room and my bathroom when I go. I don’t know why, because nobody ever goes to my room
You know what the last video I watched was? A clip from Young Sheldon…. 😔
January 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
You know what the last video I watched was? A clip from Young Sheldon…. 😔
Lost all my stuff in a caving accident in minecraft except I can’t ragequit the world because it’s a realm with friends
January 12, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Lost all my stuff in a caving accident in minecraft except I can’t ragequit the world because it’s a realm with friends
Fair warning: I just got The Lord of the Rings and I will be reading it this year and I will be making it my whole personality
January 2, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Fair warning: I just got The Lord of the Rings and I will be reading it this year and I will be making it my whole personality
Maybe it is these damn phones
December 20, 2024 at 7:34 AM
Maybe it is these damn phones
I just finished Redshirts and I have a theory that @scalzi.com was visited by the characters of his previous books at some point. Possibly had a dream about all the people he killed in Old Man’s War
December 18, 2024 at 12:45 AM
I just finished Redshirts and I have a theory that @scalzi.com was visited by the characters of his previous books at some point. Possibly had a dream about all the people he killed in Old Man’s War
My lukewarm take is that all sites should allow LaTeX input. I want to be able to type math anywhere. How else am I gonna tell the internet about my Analysis homework?
December 10, 2024 at 12:46 AM
My lukewarm take is that all sites should allow LaTeX input. I want to be able to type math anywhere. How else am I gonna tell the internet about my Analysis homework?
On the toilet
straight up losing it
And by “it”
let’s just say
my patience
straight up losing it
And by “it”
let’s just say
my patience
December 10, 2024 at 12:29 AM
On the toilet
straight up losing it
And by “it”
let’s just say
my patience
straight up losing it
And by “it”
let’s just say
my patience