Took a “which sopranos character are you?” Quiz and my result was the girls from Icelandic air

He was a boxer, George Forman?

In a hip new bar - the back of a transit van that’s in different area of Leeds each evening, the van drives around with guests in the back before dropping you off in a random location - trying to enjoy a martini but all Im speculating to my self on what brand of toilet paper celebrities use

Working on making my possessions more masculine - a cigarette and vodka scented hand wash called grenade! a tea spoon with a phallic handle, a tea towel depicting the siege of Carthage and my own personal oil spill

Buying over priced houseplants from a mononym in a florists/cafe called plants! plants! plants! my hand shaking as a pay via contactless, my disinterested girlfriend sipping on a £8 latte we both know is terrible but neither of us will mention it