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Ijastus the Solatic
@iijastus.bsky.social
Internally coherent.
Who are you people?

We don't open this website for a week at a time. We don't post at all. 6 new 'people' following us we call bullshit.
April 30, 2023 at 11:41 PM
Ink acquired.
April 22, 2023 at 11:09 AM
We love music.
April 18, 2023 at 11:07 PM
Some other cat came into our home, ate our cat's food.
April 18, 2023 at 10:20 PM
Reposted by Ijastus the Solatic
Successfully constructed a pseudo-Global TL
April 17, 2023 at 3:04 PM
Our ears are ringing (more than they usually do)
April 14, 2023 at 3:50 AM
Why is the feed shaking WHY IS IT VIBRATING!?
April 13, 2023 at 5:12 PM
The idea that humans would ride into battle on the back of another animal is strange.
April 13, 2023 at 2:17 AM
Too much free time and no free will.
April 13, 2023 at 12:53 AM
If Elon comes on here, can we all be nice to him?
April 13, 2023 at 12:39 AM
You're all real people, right?
April 13, 2023 at 12:34 AM
We need to stop taking naps.
April 12, 2023 at 10:00 PM
We can't just pick up our phone when we think of a tweet in bed anymore. Now we have to run over and turn on our puter.
April 12, 2023 at 3:06 AM
Nietzsche was punk.
April 12, 2023 at 3:05 AM
If anyone doesn't know us, our schtick is that free will is illusory; this is what we shill.
April 12, 2023 at 2:10 AM
What is the sound of one hand choosing?
April 12, 2023 at 2:05 AM
If a bird is placed in a cage, does it still have wings?
April 12, 2023 at 1:42 AM
Kinda difficult to differentiate between threads/replies and separate tweets.
April 12, 2023 at 1:42 AM
You cannot make the stream flow uphill.
April 12, 2023 at 1:26 AM
A bird chooses to fly, but can it choose to swim? A fish chooses to swim, but can it choose to fly?
April 12, 2023 at 1:25 AM
When you try to grab a beam of light, it disappears in your hand. When you try to control your thoughts, they slip away like water. What then, can you truly say you control?
April 12, 2023 at 1:23 AM
They're called 'followers' but really, they're friends.
April 12, 2023 at 1:20 AM
We'll never get to heaven with a story like this, but in the wrong direction they'll be happy to see us.
April 12, 2023 at 1:15 AM
Born in Georgia, moved between Russia and US a lot as a child. Joined the army straight out of highschool. Currently lost, but we don't mind.
Yes please can we meme intro threads into existence, I wanna know who everyone is
April 12, 2023 at 1:14 AM