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⚡️Metaphern 🎭 Sarkasmus 🩸 Wahrheit, die weh tut
🇨🇭 PoliticsSatire - PolitikSatire - 🇩🇪 🌊 🇺🇦 🇺🇸
⚡️Metaphern 🎭 Sarkasmus 🩸 Wahrheit, die weh tut
🚨 After the Commanders–Lions football game in Maryland, TRUMP had the following new rules officially written into law:
“Thumbs down” now means “Genius guy,” and showing the middle finger now means “The one and only ruler” 👎🖕👑
“Thumbs down” now means “Genius guy,” and showing the middle finger now means “The one and only ruler” 👎🖕👑
November 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
🚨 After the Commanders–Lions football game in Maryland, TRUMP had the following new rules officially written into law:
“Thumbs down” now means “Genius guy,” and showing the middle finger now means “The one and only ruler” 👎🖕👑
“Thumbs down” now means “Genius guy,” and showing the middle finger now means “The one and only ruler” 👎🖕👑
8 Democrats are siding with Republicans — helping Trump, who was blamed for the looming Shutdown. In the end, they might even get blamed for rising healthcare costs. A political mistake in the making. 💸⚖️
November 11, 2025 at 4:21 PM
8 Democrats are siding with Republicans — helping Trump, who was blamed for the looming Shutdown. In the end, they might even get blamed for rising healthcare costs. A political mistake in the making. 💸⚖️
Now Trump is getting the bill for his selfish, America-destroying policies.
November 6, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Now Trump is getting the bill for his selfish, America-destroying policies.
Liebe Frauen; wenn ein Mann sagt er erledigt das, dann erledigt er das! ... 🥳🤡
Dear women, if a man says he’ll take care of it — he will take care of it! … 🥳🤡
Dear women, if a man says he’ll take care of it — he will take care of it! … 🥳🤡
November 4, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Liebe Frauen; wenn ein Mann sagt er erledigt das, dann erledigt er das! ... 🥳🤡
Dear women, if a man says he’ll take care of it — he will take care of it! … 🥳🤡
Dear women, if a man says he’ll take care of it — he will take care of it! … 🥳🤡
König Donald Trump befiehlt: „Nicht küssen, bevor unserem Propheten Putin gehuldigt wurde!“ – Doch Roger Köppel der treue Groupie der Autokraten, kann nicht widerstehen: Lobt Vucic in den höchsten Tönen – denselben Vučić, der Demonstrationen niederknüppeln lässt und kritische Stimmen mundtot macht.
November 4, 2025 at 12:21 AM
König Donald Trump befiehlt: „Nicht küssen, bevor unserem Propheten Putin gehuldigt wurde!“ – Doch Roger Köppel der treue Groupie der Autokraten, kann nicht widerstehen: Lobt Vucic in den höchsten Tönen – denselben Vučić, der Demonstrationen niederknüppeln lässt und kritische Stimmen mundtot macht.
In this scene — knowing Trump accepted a Boeing 747 as a “gift” from the Qataris — it’s hard not to suspect something when you think of his good friend Putin. ✈️🤨
For example, a doctor who gave him that brilliant diagnosis and administered the dementia IQ test!?
For example, a doctor who gave him that brilliant diagnosis and administered the dementia IQ test!?
November 3, 2025 at 5:28 PM
In this scene — knowing Trump accepted a Boeing 747 as a “gift” from the Qataris — it’s hard not to suspect something when you think of his good friend Putin. ✈️🤨
For example, a doctor who gave him that brilliant diagnosis and administered the dementia IQ test!?
For example, a doctor who gave him that brilliant diagnosis and administered the dementia IQ test!?
I’m 99 % anti-Trump — which is legal, haha 😝!
(The remaining 1 % is pure pity.)
(The remaining 1 % is pure pity.)
November 1, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I’m 99 % anti-Trump — which is legal, haha 😝!
(The remaining 1 % is pure pity.)
(The remaining 1 % is pure pity.)
🎃 It’s almost Halloween! Pumpkin heads around King Trump’s area.
Children’s Day at the White House — and then THIS: the East Wing is gone… and out of the dusk appears an uncanny figure. The kids scream and run. The parents later say: “Don’t worry…”
👉 But what’s wrong and dangerous about this story❓
Children’s Day at the White House — and then THIS: the East Wing is gone… and out of the dusk appears an uncanny figure. The kids scream and run. The parents later say: “Don’t worry…”
👉 But what’s wrong and dangerous about this story❓
October 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
🎃 It’s almost Halloween! Pumpkin heads around King Trump’s area.
Children’s Day at the White House — and then THIS: the East Wing is gone… and out of the dusk appears an uncanny figure. The kids scream and run. The parents later say: “Don’t worry…”
👉 But what’s wrong and dangerous about this story❓
Children’s Day at the White House — and then THIS: the East Wing is gone… and out of the dusk appears an uncanny figure. The kids scream and run. The parents later say: “Don’t worry…”
👉 But what’s wrong and dangerous about this story❓
Protest song collective struck again — *We Have a Message (The NAFO / Fellas Song)* — what a banger! DornClown - Collective writes songs against injustice and movements that threaten democracy. Any profits are donated to aid organizations and made public! ⛑️ A project you should definitely support!
October 30, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Protest song collective struck again — *We Have a Message (The NAFO / Fellas Song)* — what a banger! DornClown - Collective writes songs against injustice and movements that threaten democracy. Any profits are donated to aid organizations and made public! ⛑️ A project you should definitely support!
☢️ Karoline Leavitt, Stephen Miller, Pam Bondi, and Kristi Noem are doing everything they can to keep the Deep State from being exposed — they know what they’re supporting.
That’s why, every time you think they’ve hit rock bottom, they still manage to dig a little deeper. Except for Mike Johnson 🤡
That’s why, every time you think they’ve hit rock bottom, they still manage to dig a little deeper. Except for Mike Johnson 🤡
October 30, 2025 at 1:49 PM
☢️ Karoline Leavitt, Stephen Miller, Pam Bondi, and Kristi Noem are doing everything they can to keep the Deep State from being exposed — they know what they’re supporting.
That’s why, every time you think they’ve hit rock bottom, they still manage to dig a little deeper. Except for Mike Johnson 🤡
That’s why, every time you think they’ve hit rock bottom, they still manage to dig a little deeper. Except for Mike Johnson 🤡
These protest songs are pure fire and carry a powerful message.
🎃 “Pumpkin Head (Trump) – No Kings in the USA” rips into Trump and his administration, exposing hypocrisy, greed, and corruption behind the so-called “Golden Age.”
It’s sharp, darkly funny, and hits like a punch straight to the gut.
🎃 “Pumpkin Head (Trump) – No Kings in the USA” rips into Trump and his administration, exposing hypocrisy, greed, and corruption behind the so-called “Golden Age.”
It’s sharp, darkly funny, and hits like a punch straight to the gut.
October 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
These protest songs are pure fire and carry a powerful message.
🎃 “Pumpkin Head (Trump) – No Kings in the USA” rips into Trump and his administration, exposing hypocrisy, greed, and corruption behind the so-called “Golden Age.”
It’s sharp, darkly funny, and hits like a punch straight to the gut.
🎃 “Pumpkin Head (Trump) – No Kings in the USA” rips into Trump and his administration, exposing hypocrisy, greed, and corruption behind the so-called “Golden Age.”
It’s sharp, darkly funny, and hits like a punch straight to the gut.
🎃 Children’s Day at the White House — and then THIS: The East Wing is gone… and out of the dusk appears an uncanny figure. Kids scream and run. Parents later: “Don’t worry…”
👉 What is wrong and dangerous about this story❓
👉 What is wrong and dangerous about this story❓
October 27, 2025 at 1:14 AM
🎃 Children’s Day at the White House — and then THIS: The East Wing is gone… and out of the dusk appears an uncanny figure. Kids scream and run. Parents later: “Don’t worry…”
👉 What is wrong and dangerous about this story❓
👉 What is wrong and dangerous about this story❓
Ralf Stegner empfahl gestern „Bonanza“ – und zack, die SPD bekommt ihr eigenes Remake: „Stegnanza“.
Klingt zwar eher nach einer Krankheit: „Joe geht’s schlecht… sein Körper ist voller Stegnanzen!“ 😅
Wildwest trifft Hobby-Politiker. 🌵🔴
Klingt zwar eher nach einer Krankheit: „Joe geht’s schlecht… sein Körper ist voller Stegnanzen!“ 😅
Wildwest trifft Hobby-Politiker. 🌵🔴
October 26, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Ralf Stegner empfahl gestern „Bonanza“ – und zack, die SPD bekommt ihr eigenes Remake: „Stegnanza“.
Klingt zwar eher nach einer Krankheit: „Joe geht’s schlecht… sein Körper ist voller Stegnanzen!“ 😅
Wildwest trifft Hobby-Politiker. 🌵🔴
Klingt zwar eher nach einer Krankheit: „Joe geht’s schlecht… sein Körper ist voller Stegnanzen!“ 😅
Wildwest trifft Hobby-Politiker. 🌵🔴
If something is damaging or inconvenient for Donald J. Trump – it magically disappears! 🪄
And if he can’t make it vanish, then obviously Joe Biden and the Democrats are to blame. 🤡 🤣
And if he can’t make it vanish, then obviously Joe Biden and the Democrats are to blame. 🤡 🤣
October 26, 2025 at 3:28 AM
If something is damaging or inconvenient for Donald J. Trump – it magically disappears! 🪄
And if he can’t make it vanish, then obviously Joe Biden and the Democrats are to blame. 🤡 🤣
And if he can’t make it vanish, then obviously Joe Biden and the Democrats are to blame. 🤡 🤣
🇷🇺 Russian narrative – simplified:
It’s never “We attack,” but always “We protect ourselves – from hedgehogs, NATO, truth and reality.”
Invasion becomes “defense,” lies become “heritage,” and anyone who disagrees works for the West. 🧠
It’s never “We attack,” but always “We protect ourselves – from hedgehogs, NATO, truth and reality.”
Invasion becomes “defense,” lies become “heritage,” and anyone who disagrees works for the West. 🧠
October 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
🇷🇺 Russian narrative – simplified:
It’s never “We attack,” but always “We protect ourselves – from hedgehogs, NATO, truth and reality.”
Invasion becomes “defense,” lies become “heritage,” and anyone who disagrees works for the West. 🧠
It’s never “We attack,” but always “We protect ourselves – from hedgehogs, NATO, truth and reality.”
Invasion becomes “defense,” lies become “heritage,” and anyone who disagrees works for the West. 🧠
Trump Supporters
October 24, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Trump Supporters
Wie Schwurbler in ihren YouTube-Videos betonen, keine Schwurbler zu sein – um dann mit Schwurbler-Propaganda ihre eigene Glaubwürdigkeit zu zerstören. 🤡
👉 Schade, denn manche Ansätze ihrer Kanäle wären nicht mal schlecht.
Von Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Olivér Várhelyi, Nina Warken bis Maggie De Block!
👉 Schade, denn manche Ansätze ihrer Kanäle wären nicht mal schlecht.
Von Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Olivér Várhelyi, Nina Warken bis Maggie De Block!
October 24, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Wie Schwurbler in ihren YouTube-Videos betonen, keine Schwurbler zu sein – um dann mit Schwurbler-Propaganda ihre eigene Glaubwürdigkeit zu zerstören. 🤡
👉 Schade, denn manche Ansätze ihrer Kanäle wären nicht mal schlecht.
Von Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Olivér Várhelyi, Nina Warken bis Maggie De Block!
👉 Schade, denn manche Ansätze ihrer Kanäle wären nicht mal schlecht.
Von Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Olivér Várhelyi, Nina Warken bis Maggie De Block!
Karoline Leavitt: "At this moment in time, the ballroom is really the president's main priority." I remember that cute little gift from Donald J. Trump to her at the White House, right?!
She loves it. 🥰 🤣
She loves it. 🥰 🤣
October 23, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Karoline Leavitt: "At this moment in time, the ballroom is really the president's main priority." I remember that cute little gift from Donald J. Trump to her at the White House, right?!
She loves it. 🥰 🤣
She loves it. 🥰 🤣
🎬 If aliens visited Earth in 2025 and saw Trump, Putin & Oracle… would they believe in intelligent life or just reverse back into space? 👽
🔗 Full video on YouTube – link in the next thread! 🧵
🔗 Full video on YouTube – link in the next thread! 🧵
October 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
🎬 If aliens visited Earth in 2025 and saw Trump, Putin & Oracle… would they believe in intelligent life or just reverse back into space? 👽
🔗 Full video on YouTube – link in the next thread! 🧵
🔗 Full video on YouTube – link in the next thread! 🧵
Medvedev on the new US sanctions: Trump is a chatty “peacemaker”, negotiations are no longer necessary.
If any of the countless commentators still had illusions – here they are shattered.
If any of the countless commentators still had illusions – here they are shattered.
October 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Medvedev on the new US sanctions: Trump is a chatty “peacemaker”, negotiations are no longer necessary.
If any of the countless commentators still had illusions – here they are shattered.
If any of the countless commentators still had illusions – here they are shattered.
Die heutige Jugend! ☺️
October 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Die heutige Jugend! ☺️