Ben Zeen (A. Storlid)
@ijohnlocke.bsky.social
18+ NSFW, gay, he/him, biological sciences student, I would say writer but everyone puts that (and they’re right ^_^). DMs open. I find sharing myself cathartic.
The feeling of engorged genitalia is a beautiful feeling!
January 25, 2026 at 11:11 PM
The feeling of engorged genitalia is a beautiful feeling!
Oh my god I wish this could have been like a cameo or fiver commission lol
January 18, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Oh my god I wish this could have been like a cameo or fiver commission lol
I love Turhan!
January 18, 2026 at 6:28 PM
I love Turhan!
Colby reminds me of my dad who was semi pro rugby player…
I wonder why he’s one my favorite adult actors… 🤔😈
I wonder why he’s one my favorite adult actors… 🤔😈
January 17, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Colby reminds me of my dad who was semi pro rugby player…
I wonder why he’s one my favorite adult actors… 🤔😈
I wonder why he’s one my favorite adult actors… 🤔😈
Stand to attention
January 17, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Stand to attention
Watching a pullout is watching a tragedy occur. I personally think it’s a crime against nature, rejection of injection.
January 17, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Watching a pullout is watching a tragedy occur. I personally think it’s a crime against nature, rejection of injection.
This is the French mostly hetero Felix Jones.
January 17, 2026 at 7:20 PM
This is the French mostly hetero Felix Jones.
Who put their name on that to introduce it because I have never seen so many syntax errors.
January 17, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Who put their name on that to introduce it because I have never seen so many syntax errors.
Fuck yes. Never stop pumping never stop clouding.
January 17, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Fuck yes. Never stop pumping never stop clouding.
Is that a tidal Polychaete between your legs Dad or are you just enjoying skinny dipping with your son..? 😊
January 17, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Is that a tidal Polychaete between your legs Dad or are you just enjoying skinny dipping with your son..? 😊
I 👏🏻 love 👏🏻 pay 👏🏻 walls. It’s always the liberal news sites that engage in paywalls that in large part contributes to the certain biases that keep narrowing news to a select admin-affirming outlets.
January 10, 2026 at 8:42 PM
I 👏🏻 love 👏🏻 pay 👏🏻 walls. It’s always the liberal news sites that engage in paywalls that in large part contributes to the certain biases that keep narrowing news to a select admin-affirming outlets.
Would love to be that pig to keep the Hog company.
January 4, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Would love to be that pig to keep the Hog company.
He totally captures the back-back-back woods, family lovin’ middle bro of the clan who will always be the one to use the pleasure of the phallus to make bros feel better in good faith and is the one known for chronic public ‘decency.
January 3, 2026 at 11:40 PM
He totally captures the back-back-back woods, family lovin’ middle bro of the clan who will always be the one to use the pleasure of the phallus to make bros feel better in good faith and is the one known for chronic public ‘decency.
The top is Samuel Colt the GOAT; first known for telling his story on being dishonorably discharged from the military <2 years in for being gay, the already paid and applied scholarship was revoked putting him in debt indefinitely. He’s currently getting a PhD in humanities.
January 3, 2026 at 11:32 PM
The top is Samuel Colt the GOAT; first known for telling his story on being dishonorably discharged from the military <2 years in for being gay, the already paid and applied scholarship was revoked putting him in debt indefinitely. He’s currently getting a PhD in humanities.
Dad’s home, son…
December 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Dad’s home, son…
