ike44
@ike44.bsky.social
The reason this account has been inactive for 3 months is that sharks hibernate between September and December, before the bears want to use the caves to hibernate and kick the sharks out.
December 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The reason this account has been inactive for 3 months is that sharks hibernate between September and December, before the bears want to use the caves to hibernate and kick the sharks out.
The only way this makes sense is if netanyahu himself gets on stage, and right at the start of his performance he is arrested and sent to the Hague
December 5, 2025 at 8:35 AM
The only way this makes sense is if netanyahu himself gets on stage, and right at the start of his performance he is arrested and sent to the Hague
Maybe we've got the photic sneeze reflex wrong. It doesn't cause a sneeze it just flips the about-to-sneeze/not-about-to-sneeze switch
December 1, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Maybe we've got the photic sneeze reflex wrong. It doesn't cause a sneeze it just flips the about-to-sneeze/not-about-to-sneeze switch
I don't want to alarm you, but there might be some bits missing
November 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I don't want to alarm you, but there might be some bits missing
I would be terrified to click on that if it didn't have a .xyz
November 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I would be terrified to click on that if it didn't have a .xyz
Have you got your RAM yet or are you just going to download some
November 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Have you got your RAM yet or are you just going to download some
I would say your account had been hacked if it wasn't for the humpback whale emoji
October 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I would say your account had been hacked if it wasn't for the humpback whale emoji
Did you wash the bowl though?
September 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Did you wash the bowl though?
Gareth looking very apolitical today
September 22, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Gareth looking very apolitical today
We've got 4 years to set up our defenses
September 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
We've got 4 years to set up our defenses
Me, every night, in the living room, with my entire family.
September 17, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Me, every night, in the living room, with my entire family.
That’s why he hates small boats. Big boats have more people on to jump up and eat
September 10, 2025 at 12:28 PM
That’s why he hates small boats. Big boats have more people on to jump up and eat
I’m imagining an underwater distorted “bzzzzz” approaching me menacingly
August 29, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I’m imagining an underwater distorted “bzzzzz” approaching me menacingly
Significantly less spectacular than the OG
August 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Significantly less spectacular than the OG
Feel free to not sleep today. You’re welcome. Now go to bed.
July 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Feel free to not sleep today. You’re welcome. Now go to bed.
The CringeBook TM is dying gracefully
July 19, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The CringeBook TM is dying gracefully
Definitely didn’t cry three different times last rewatch. Definitely wasn’t a fully grown adult last time I watched it. Definitely an emotionally stable human being.
June 26, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Definitely didn’t cry three different times last rewatch. Definitely wasn’t a fully grown adult last time I watched it. Definitely an emotionally stable human being.
We must restrict travel from Venezuela for national security
June 5, 2025 at 9:29 AM
We must restrict travel from Venezuela for national security