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Ike @iketho.bsky.social · 3h

So you’re saying they disliked it so much that Hinch brought in some old friends to hook up some equipment mid-game allowing them to hit .900 over the course of 3 innings wow you’re a conspiracy theorist the cope in insane

Ike @iketho.bsky.social · 7h

I’ve been to a lot of Mariners games in my life and Jason Vargas was my Casey Mize for a long time

Ike @iketho.bsky.social · 8h

It is very real

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Ike @iketho.bsky.social · 1d

Won’t matter because we’re scoring 20 tomorrow but at least let him start the 7th he just eviscerated them in the 6th

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Ike @iketho.bsky.social · 3d

When will our silly little solo homers be enough???

Ike @iketho.bsky.social · 3d

You never know when a home postseason game will be your last

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Ike @iketho.bsky.social · 3d

I am unwell but I am also ok dying tonight

Ike @iketho.bsky.social · 4d

Florida, leave Jedd Fisch alone.

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Ike @iketho.bsky.social · 4d

Let’s have our normally accurate QB who is clearly struggling with accuracy today throw a pass that at best is a 50/50 ball!

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Ike @iketho.bsky.social · 4d

So incredibly poorly coached too!

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Ike @iketho.bsky.social · 4d

Florida, I need you to need Jedd Fisch.

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Ike @iketho.bsky.social · 6d

My favorite takes I’ve seen are:

1. Nobody is paying attention to the season that Aaron Judge, a superstar and previous MVP winner for literally the most famous baseball team, is having and it’s unfair.

2. You may as well stop giving out the MVP trophy if you give it to a guy hitting .240

Ike @iketho.bsky.social · 6d

I know the whole point of making content is engagement which is why every podcast clip is so ridiculous, but if your genuine MVP take is anything but “Player A is my MVP pick but I can see the case for Player B” then I don’t trust you.

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Ike @iketho.bsky.social · 7d

I love it. But I already think punts should be illegal and instead of kickoffs, if you score by TD the opposing team starts at their 20, if you score by FG they start at their 40. So my opinion probably shouldn’t matter. I’m a radical leftist.

Ike @iketho.bsky.social · 7d

Ties don’t really bother me but I would prefer college OT rules for the fun factor.

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Ike @iketho.bsky.social · 10d

Pete Carroll would accuse you of being a witch if you said that sentence at him

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Ike @iketho.bsky.social · 12d

See THIS is why you don’t win divisions! Look what happens.

MLB Trade Rumors @mlbtraderumors.bsky.social · 12d

MLB To Take Over Mariners’ Broadcasts In 2026

The Mariners are planning to shutter Root Sports at the end of 2025, with Major League Baseball to take over the club’s broadcasts in 2026. Details of the club announcement were relayed by Adam Jude and Ryan Divish of The Seattle Times. “We continue to focus on finding new ways to bring our games in…

dlvr.it

Ike @iketho.bsky.social · 12d

Coward. Try this on X.

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Ike @iketho.bsky.social · 12d

Is this a good time to admit for YEARS I misread your handle as 30 acre forest? If you would have introduced yourself to me as your handle and not “Chris” all those years ago I may have learned sooner.

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Ike @iketho.bsky.social · 14d

As someone who has wanted robo umps for a while, I have been watching for a few weeks imagining as if it were currently the case and there are A LOT of pitches that would technically catch the zone that would make me really annoyed if they were called, so I weirdly do think this is a good option.

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Ike @iketho.bsky.social · 14d

The kids who make TikTok edits are unstoppable

Ike @iketho.bsky.social · 14d

How did we let the dumbest people on earth become the supervillains?

Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 14d

Hours after a shooting of ICE detainees, the FBI says “early evidence” of messages on the rounds are “anti-ICE in nature.”

Here is a picture FBI Director Kash Patel just tweeted of “the unspent shell casings recovered…engraved with the phrase ANTI ICE.”

Ike @iketho.bsky.social · 14d

ESPN public leagues are WILD

Ike @iketho.bsky.social · 14d

This is pretty insane. What a team.

Ike @iketho.bsky.social · 17d

I would like to be in the Saints division this season please.