It's either:-

1. The majority of scientists are biased, company/government/Illuminati funded people who will sell their souls for a piece of gold.
2. The lunatics have taken over the asylum.

My monies on 2

Well, the bit I could read.

My sole is safe. Interesting article, though.

I don't know much about fish around the USA, but if that picture is of a shark, I will eat the sole of my foot.