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Iko the Ducktoller
@ikothetoller.bsky.social
I am good-looking, and I know it!

Love treats and balls. (You should see me play soccer.) Frisbees too.
My birthday is tomorrow, and my humans got me another ball. (Man, do I love playing with balls.) My only problem is that I play so enthusiastically that it keeps rolling under the gate where I cannot get it. I’m not happy right now because the lazy humans won’t get it for me for the fifth time!
May 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
My humans are in Christchurch, New Zealand and came across this ducktoller while walking about.
January 5, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Reposted by Iko the Ducktoller
Anyone who puts doorbell sounds in TV ads should be sent right to the Hague.
December 24, 2024 at 2:47 AM
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I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference

- The Road Not Taken, by Robert Frost

#Dogs @dogs.bsky.social
December 15, 2024 at 12:04 PM
Happy Holidays, everyone. I hope you get lots of treats!
December 15, 2024 at 10:49 PM
My humans bought this paint by number kit from Michael’s today. It says it is a Golden Retriever, but it is actually a Ducktoller. You have no idea how often I am mistaken for a Golden, and Michael’s is not helping.
December 6, 2024 at 11:20 PM
My humans gave me a new toy that had “seriously strong double reinforced fabric body” that was made for “longer lasting fun.”

It took me less than ten minutes to get out that squeaker and the stuffing. I must be a “seriously strong” dog.
November 30, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, humans. Don’t forget to share your bounty with us!
November 28, 2024 at 5:54 PM
My predecessor, Shen, used to walk himself, and my humans loved it. Not me, I make my humans hold the leash.
November 22, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Saw this outside of a menswear store in Ligonier, PA. He was not much of a talker.
November 17, 2024 at 8:31 PM
My humans make the same claim.
"You let your dog on the bed???"

me and my dog:
November 17, 2024 at 2:45 PM