I really should have called out and taken a mental health day, but here I am, 20 minutes early for work, flip flopping between laughing and crying over absolutely nothing in the parking lot.
PMDD -- Not Even Once
December 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I really should have called out and taken a mental health day, but here I am, 20 minutes early for work, flip flopping between laughing and crying over absolutely nothing in the parking lot.
I love it when someone finds out you have dietary restrictions and they're like, "You pick the restaurant, I'll eat anything!" And you suggest ten places and they turn them all down and tell you you're too picky because you can't eat a single menu item at McDonald's.
December 16, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I love it when someone finds out you have dietary restrictions and they're like, "You pick the restaurant, I'll eat anything!" And you suggest ten places and they turn them all down and tell you you're too picky because you can't eat a single menu item at McDonald's.
Aaaand I fucked up my toe. It's bruised and swollen and hurts like a bitch. I honestly can't tell if it's broken. I've iced it and I'm elevating it. Work might suck tomorrow.
December 12, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Aaaand I fucked up my toe. It's bruised and swollen and hurts like a bitch. I honestly can't tell if it's broken. I've iced it and I'm elevating it. Work might suck tomorrow.
My next gift to myself is another injection in my spine to make my bulging disc chill out so I can enjoy the holidays without making weird yelps of pain when I move wrong. 🎅🏻💉🎁
December 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
My next gift to myself is another injection in my spine to make my bulging disc chill out so I can enjoy the holidays without making weird yelps of pain when I move wrong. 🎅🏻💉🎁
I told everyone at work I'd see them on Friday, but I just realized I don't actually work on Friday, so now I'm trying to decide if I should awkwardly pop by with snacks on Friday or just shamefully wait until my actual next shift and see if anyone remembers.
December 3, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I told everyone at work I'd see them on Friday, but I just realized I don't actually work on Friday, so now I'm trying to decide if I should awkwardly pop by with snacks on Friday or just shamefully wait until my actual next shift and see if anyone remembers.
I tripped on a chapstick someone else dropped, so I tried to gently kick it to the side of the walkway so no one else would trip, but it kept bouncing back, so I kept kicking it, and it probably looked like I was trying to exact vengeance upon it or something. I hope someone saw and laughed.
November 23, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I tripped on a chapstick someone else dropped, so I tried to gently kick it to the side of the walkway so no one else would trip, but it kept bouncing back, so I kept kicking it, and it probably looked like I was trying to exact vengeance upon it or something. I hope someone saw and laughed.
Me: [lying in bed, breathing deeply while painfully aware of the dwindling handful of hours of sleep I could get if I could just fucking pass out already] Sugar: [gallops into the bedroom] Sugar: MEOOOWROWROW Sugar: MEOW. MEOW. Sugar: MMMMMROW Sugar: [gallops out of the bedroom]
November 18, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Me: [lying in bed, breathing deeply while painfully aware of the dwindling handful of hours of sleep I could get if I could just fucking pass out already] Sugar: [gallops into the bedroom] Sugar: MEOOOWROWROW Sugar: MEOW. MEOW. Sugar: MMMMMROW Sugar: [gallops out of the bedroom]
Downsides to eating out alone: Someone stole my table when I got up to pick up my food so I had to awkwardly sit next to another solo person at the bar by the window.
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Downsides to eating out alone: Someone stole my table when I got up to pick up my food so I had to awkwardly sit next to another solo person at the bar by the window.