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Ian Lahey
@ilahey.com
Author of sci fi and fantasy humor.
Hate your job? Relax: one day robots will take it and be miserable for you.
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From my non-AI prompt generator, here's a #writing prompt for you:
January 18, 2026 at 2:25 PM
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January 17, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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January 17, 2026 at 1:41 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Let's not go down THAT road.
January 16, 2026 at 3:42 PM
From my non-AI prompt generator, here's a #writing prompt for you:
January 16, 2026 at 2:27 PM
January 15, 2026 at 4:23 PM
If you relate to this, you may be a cat person.
January 15, 2026 at 2:19 PM
January 14, 2026 at 3:36 PM
If you relate to this, you may be a cat person.
January 13, 2026 at 1:01 PM
From my non-AI prompt generator, which is obviously glitching, here's a little writing challenge: How does the story end?
January 12, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Can you guess how the phone call went?
January 12, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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January 12, 2026 at 4:02 PM
January 12, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Can you guess how the phone call went?
January 11, 2026 at 3:04 PM
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January 11, 2026 at 2:31 PM
January 11, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Found a copy of my dad's book on Etsy.
A rare find indeed. Should I re-publish?
January 10, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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January 10, 2026 at 2:34 PM
From my non-AI prompt generator, which is obviously glitching, here's a little writing challenge: How does the story end?
January 9, 2026 at 4:19 PM
From my non-AI prompt generator, here's a #writing prompt for you:
January 9, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Okay.
January 9, 2026 at 2:18 PM
January 9, 2026 at 1:44 PM
When your wife gave you a haircut but you're happy because you saved a whopping $5.
January 8, 2026 at 3:28 PM