SpunkyBeats
@ileftxforthis.bsky.social
I love a good discussion with different view points. It's how we learn to respect each other.
..........Until they try it on a terabytes of data. Even SQLs own update stats can't keep up.
November 20, 2024 at 5:20 AM
..........Until they try it on a terabytes of data. Even SQLs own update stats can't keep up.
Surely part of the fight
November 16, 2024 at 1:27 PM
Surely part of the fight
I don't live in Hawaii but my wife took enough pictures to occasionally respond with one of mine 🤣
November 16, 2024 at 12:55 PM
I don't live in Hawaii but my wife took enough pictures to occasionally respond with one of mine 🤣
It got a lot of exposure on reddit that day
November 16, 2024 at 12:52 PM
It got a lot of exposure on reddit that day
Borgeous Tsunami turns 10 🤓
November 16, 2024 at 12:36 PM
Borgeous Tsunami turns 10 🤓
It was probably the best ending that night should've had.
November 16, 2024 at 12:33 PM
It was probably the best ending that night should've had.
Buffering... Disconnects... Latency issues... Netflix must've crashed multiple times!
November 16, 2024 at 12:30 PM
Buffering... Disconnects... Latency issues... Netflix must've crashed multiple times!
Big change. Always review execution plans!
November 16, 2024 at 4:53 AM
Big change. Always review execution plans!
About to find out if that memory grant is naughty or nice.
November 16, 2024 at 4:51 AM
About to find out if that memory grant is naughty or nice.
When in doubt, sub select out 🤣🤣🤣
November 16, 2024 at 4:48 AM
When in doubt, sub select out 🤣🤣🤣
If you have any questions reach out
November 16, 2024 at 4:46 AM
If you have any questions reach out
This is great! Thank you for posting. Looks like I'm going to nerd out on a Saturday 🤓
November 16, 2024 at 4:29 AM
This is great! Thank you for posting. Looks like I'm going to nerd out on a Saturday 🤓
That would be an interesting ETL project with ssis. I hear your pain! Congrats on a successful rollback ! 👏👏
Maybe next time the vendor can test this prior to go live!
Maybe next time the vendor can test this prior to go live!
November 15, 2024 at 3:34 PM
That would be an interesting ETL project with ssis. I hear your pain! Congrats on a successful rollback ! 👏👏
Maybe next time the vendor can test this prior to go live!
Maybe next time the vendor can test this prior to go live!
Here's one for the nurses working the night shift tomorrow 🍹
November 15, 2024 at 4:34 AM
Here's one for the nurses working the night shift tomorrow 🍹
🤔interesting🤔
✅good call✅
✅good call✅
November 15, 2024 at 4:30 AM
🤔interesting🤔
✅good call✅
✅good call✅
Wait til you have to migrate "out" of the cloud 😉
November 15, 2024 at 4:23 AM
Wait til you have to migrate "out" of the cloud 😉
This is great, also very sad. Thank you!
November 15, 2024 at 4:12 AM
This is great, also very sad. Thank you!
Next 30 days will not go lightning fast 🤣🤣 home stretch tho!
November 15, 2024 at 3:58 AM
Next 30 days will not go lightning fast 🤣🤣 home stretch tho!
