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"Database juggling, spreadsheet-slinging coder calibrating sensors and telling Excel to fuck right off daily."
Yes. While I was in the shower. Scared the living @#&! out of me.
December 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Well somebody is lying. That's evident. It's just so hard to say who...
December 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Well, except for those pesky Protestants under Cromwell. .
December 6, 2025 at 12:09 AM
There are 1800 years of religiosity behind that faith based position. It's not changing within the Catholic Church.
December 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Do that after you impeach the President, Vice President SECDEF, Homeland Secretary and at least two Supreme Court Justices.
December 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Wasn't that Hot Lips' husband from MASH?
December 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
The written orders authoring the strike were certainly more detailed than "blow up boat boom boom"
December 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
My request is for you to actually do something about the fascist you're enabling.
November 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
How about you impeach the fascist instead of enabling war crime.
November 29, 2025 at 8:39 PM
That's the same image AI created when I accidentally asked it for a photorealistic image of a "turdickin"
November 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
And almost none of them have the authority to determine what that means. Stop being a part of the problem.
November 27, 2025 at 12:09 PM
*Lawful orders.
Don't start any confusion.
November 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
The Sting is still a fantastic movie, even without Scott Joplin's ragtime score.
November 26, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Blazing Saddles not number one? Not even in the top 10? This is a fever dream.
November 25, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I accept! Can I be the spoon?
November 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Jello Biafra was right.

Die for oil, sucker.
November 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM