Reba Snackintire
@ilikesnacks.bsky.social
None of you thought I’d make it here,
Breakfast today was half a weed brownie, two Ativan, and a Celsius. Let’s see!!!!!!
July 12, 2024 at 12:39 PM
Breakfast today was half a weed brownie, two Ativan, and a Celsius. Let’s see!!!!!!
The boss and the hr guy wanna gossip with me!
June 21, 2024 at 6:13 PM
The boss and the hr guy wanna gossip with me!
Some girls were like “I see you, girl” which I appreciate. However, that’s pretty neutral information??????? What do I do with thst
May 31, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Some girls were like “I see you, girl” which I appreciate. However, that’s pretty neutral information??????? What do I do with thst
The elderly italian lady on my team was CRACKING UP every time she saw me
May 31, 2024 at 12:04 AM
The elderly italian lady on my team was CRACKING UP every time she saw me
One guy said “I called Neil diamond, he said blue jeans are forever”. I was like, that’s not even how the joke goES BOBBY!!!!!!!
May 31, 2024 at 12:02 AM
One guy said “I called Neil diamond, he said blue jeans are forever”. I was like, that’s not even how the joke goES BOBBY!!!!!!!
One old gay guy kept yelling that he loves my bell bottoms across the store
May 31, 2024 at 12:01 AM
One old gay guy kept yelling that he loves my bell bottoms across the store
Today I spilled an energy drink all over myself on my way to work. I grabbed a pair of mega flair jeans by accident and people were owning my ass all day
May 31, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Today I spilled an energy drink all over myself on my way to work. I grabbed a pair of mega flair jeans by accident and people were owning my ass all day
When people are like “my husband and I drank a whole bottle of wine” I’m like okay?? Each??? In how much time???
May 30, 2024 at 11:03 PM
When people are like “my husband and I drank a whole bottle of wine” I’m like okay?? Each??? In how much time???
I don’t want to give my brother my address, but I did give the 7/11 cashier my phone number so he can collect points for me.
May 30, 2024 at 8:44 PM
I don’t want to give my brother my address, but I did give the 7/11 cashier my phone number so he can collect points for me.
What the fuck even is this hair
May 18, 2024 at 6:04 PM
What the fuck even is this hair
My boss told me to just let her know if I ever need any help. I’m sorry, I will not be doing that
May 18, 2024 at 5:37 PM
My boss told me to just let her know if I ever need any help. I’m sorry, I will not be doing that
God I want to go home
May 15, 2024 at 5:45 PM
God I want to go home
A 19 year old asked me how old I am, and when I said 32 she said “interesting”
May 15, 2024 at 5:21 PM
A 19 year old asked me how old I am, and when I said 32 she said “interesting”
I could really use $45
May 13, 2024 at 1:39 PM
I could really use $45
Joel Gott, from the wine, just came into my store
April 17, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Joel Gott, from the wine, just came into my store
I’m outside smoking a bowl and I can hear my husband saying”let her take her break, let her take her break” to our daughter
April 10, 2024 at 10:39 PM
I’m outside smoking a bowl and I can hear my husband saying”let her take her break, let her take her break” to our daughter
Yesterday I told Emma (4) to put her shoes on so we could leave for school. Instead she started playing welcome to the black parade on her keyboard
April 5, 2024 at 10:41 AM
Yesterday I told Emma (4) to put her shoes on so we could leave for school. Instead she started playing welcome to the black parade on her keyboard
I don’t really feel like drinking tomorrow. But I also don’t want anyone to think I’m pregnant. So yeah, I will get at least noticeably drunk
March 30, 2024 at 11:26 PM
I don’t really feel like drinking tomorrow. But I also don’t want anyone to think I’m pregnant. So yeah, I will get at least noticeably drunk
I just called my dispensary and they did not know how to handle that
March 30, 2024 at 5:56 PM
I just called my dispensary and they did not know how to handle that
I went home for a childhood friends funeral recently. I’m happy to report that everyone’s dads still think I’m funny
March 30, 2024 at 1:55 PM
I went home for a childhood friends funeral recently. I’m happy to report that everyone’s dads still think I’m funny
I’m too poor to be alive
February 16, 2024 at 11:28 PM
I’m too poor to be alive
I was doing multiple takes too, if i didn’t deliver my lines correctly
November 17, 2023 at 12:42 PM
I was doing multiple takes too, if i didn’t deliver my lines correctly
Do you ever get like 3 scenes into quoting a movie in your head, before you realize what you’re doing
November 17, 2023 at 12:41 PM
Do you ever get like 3 scenes into quoting a movie in your head, before you realize what you’re doing
This new house has one bathroom on the second floor. And there are like 17 steps 😭
September 23, 2023 at 4:25 PM
This new house has one bathroom on the second floor. And there are like 17 steps 😭