Marty Queen of Toilet Seats
@illegalmarty.bsky.social
she/her | 25 | inventor of the ButtLung | a certified nerd and freak | i lie online like it’s my job, but i also tell the truth 🤭 | spongebob enthusiast | your loyal masticator 😘
one of them also said “he’s literally one of the smartest men in the world” and then got pissed at me for making her feel dumb when i asked why she thinks that 😭😭
January 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
one of them also said “he’s literally one of the smartest men in the world” and then got pissed at me for making her feel dumb when i asked why she thinks that 😭😭
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Had to trim it for BlueSky, but here's a video for the lazy.
January 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Had to trim it for BlueSky, but here's a video for the lazy.
i miss being 12, but also i just agreed with my parents sooo maybe it’s better now
January 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
i miss being 12, but also i just agreed with my parents sooo maybe it’s better now
lol i figured, i’d just be in my head about it
January 22, 2025 at 12:05 AM
lol i figured, i’d just be in my head about it