You're going to receive a very sternly worded letter from his agent

It was touch and go there for a bit!

"I hate that you're washing my bed so I'll sleep on the foam in protest"

"For all Universal HC/Single Payer/M4A advocates. I'm going to share a doomsday scenario that almost exactly mirrors what your experience now...wait, why aren't you more scared?!?"

Literally got the two mixed up again today

"If anyone needs any help, let me know" feels like it was stolen from my vocabulary

I wish I had HALF as much patience and grace as she has.

Her reaction: Thank you so much for all of your wonderful work! Let's chat about how we can make this a successful event! (3/3)

My reaction: WTF, man? How TF is this the first that I'm hearing about it? We haven't made any preparations, does our partner org know? Has housing been secured? Do we need to build registration for it? Is it open to anyone or invitation only? (ad infinitum) (2/3)

They're really out here defending dirt.

I'm so sorry, sending love

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