Ramon
@im-neato.bsky.social
Filmmaker | Teenie’s dad | Ma’s favorite vagabond
You know what AI can’t do in filmmaking: cry when it finishes task and sees the reels have been updated rending that task a waste time! 😑
February 5, 2026 at 2:07 AM
You know what AI can’t do in filmmaking: cry when it finishes task and sees the reels have been updated rending that task a waste time! 😑
Real friends don’t put you in a weird situation.
January 31, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Real friends don’t put you in a weird situation.
Dang, they keep trying to make a producer outta me when all I wanna be is a big baby director. 😤
January 30, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Dang, they keep trying to make a producer outta me when all I wanna be is a big baby director. 😤
Everyone. Everyone! I’m back on another film and in the office! Crafty is free again! But how much carbonated water is too much carbonated water?
January 28, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Everyone. Everyone! I’m back on another film and in the office! Crafty is free again! But how much carbonated water is too much carbonated water?
Okay… Hear me out! If we’re going to reboot anything we should reboot Die Hard and cast @kumail.bsky.social . I’ll make the “sacrifice” in directing this to save you all the trouble.
January 26, 2026 at 10:14 AM
Okay… Hear me out! If we’re going to reboot anything we should reboot Die Hard and cast @kumail.bsky.social . I’ll make the “sacrifice” in directing this to save you all the trouble.
I think I just witnessed the figurative jerking off of a producer using AI. Send help. 🤮
January 22, 2026 at 10:01 PM
I think I just witnessed the figurative jerking off of a producer using AI. Send help. 🤮
Another mahjong night and I’m down bad, fam. 😭
January 4, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Another mahjong night and I’m down bad, fam. 😭
Fancy Nancy will sit all day and watch Lord of the Rings but talk mad shit when I say I’m gonna go toss dice while being a funny little guy! 😤
January 3, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Fancy Nancy will sit all day and watch Lord of the Rings but talk mad shit when I say I’m gonna go toss dice while being a funny little guy! 😤
My favorite thing about Mamdani’s speech today was him declaring White Boy Summer over and Brown Boy Year is here.
January 2, 2026 at 6:07 AM
My favorite thing about Mamdani’s speech today was him declaring White Boy Summer over and Brown Boy Year is here.
A wise man once said, “I ain’t too thugged out to appreciate a rainbow.”
December 30, 2025 at 10:29 PM
A wise man once said, “I ain’t too thugged out to appreciate a rainbow.”
Won big time at the mahjong table tonight! I’m ready to punch god in the face!!!!!
December 29, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Won big time at the mahjong table tonight! I’m ready to punch god in the face!!!!!
Wait a sec! Your all depression is seasonal?!?!
November 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Wait a sec! Your all depression is seasonal?!?!
Ezra Klein got confused and scared about the general reaction to his reaction of that guy’s death and now he’s making his existential crisis all of our problem.
October 3, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Ezra Klein got confused and scared about the general reaction to his reaction of that guy’s death and now he’s making his existential crisis all of our problem.
I feel bad right now. I just told a coyote he can’t be up by the house. But he can be anywhere he wants as long as he doesn’t eat my baby.
October 3, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I feel bad right now. I just told a coyote he can’t be up by the house. But he can be anywhere he wants as long as he doesn’t eat my baby.
Let’s really fuck with this despot: OBAMA FOR CONGRESS 2026! Let him be prez of the house and let us get REALLY FUCKIN’ PETTY!
August 14, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Let’s really fuck with this despot: OBAMA FOR CONGRESS 2026! Let him be prez of the house and let us get REALLY FUCKIN’ PETTY!
I think there is room for grace if Willy corrects the issue. I mean, come on y’all, he got yelled at by Mom!
August 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I think there is room for grace if Willy corrects the issue. I mean, come on y’all, he got yelled at by Mom!
Been seeing a lot of things online where men reading in public or in general is performative and gives women the “ick”. That sounds like fascist propaganda to me and anyone that repeats it sounds like a fascist.
August 5, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Been seeing a lot of things online where men reading in public or in general is performative and gives women the “ick”. That sounds like fascist propaganda to me and anyone that repeats it sounds like a fascist.
Bruh! What is my life?! I know a MFer named Lakey who makes a cacio e pepe cheese cake!
July 21, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Bruh! What is my life?! I know a MFer named Lakey who makes a cacio e pepe cheese cake!
I don’t know about you all but when I hear a traditional media outlet call a candidate “social media savvy” I replace that with “has socialist ideals” because corporate owned media outlets can’t cope with the reality that people are figuring out that they were part of the problem this whole time.✨🫰🏼✨
July 16, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I don’t know about you all but when I hear a traditional media outlet call a candidate “social media savvy” I replace that with “has socialist ideals” because corporate owned media outlets can’t cope with the reality that people are figuring out that they were part of the problem this whole time.✨🫰🏼✨
I think I was tricked into having imposter syndrome. 🤔
July 9, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I think I was tricked into having imposter syndrome. 🤔
Looks like there’s going to be a shit ton of slacklining happening this weekend in MacArthur Park. 😒
July 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Looks like there’s going to be a shit ton of slacklining happening this weekend in MacArthur Park. 😒
333-222=111!
a baby wearing a white lace bonnet is laying in a green jacket
ALT: a baby wearing a white lace bonnet is laying in a green jacket
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July 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
333-222=111!
Working in production has taught me that supervisors and directors are kinda like babies. AND I WANT TO BE BABY!
June 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Working in production has taught me that supervisors and directors are kinda like babies. AND I WANT TO BE BABY!
Can I join the PGA yet?! I really just want to go to screeners. 😩
June 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Can I join the PGA yet?! I really just want to go to screeners. 😩
I know I’m just another LA transplant but I knew that the Dodgers were always the bad guys. Consider where and how the stadium was built.
June 17, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I know I’m just another LA transplant but I knew that the Dodgers were always the bad guys. Consider where and how the stadium was built.