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Andy

@im4charliecrist.bsky.social

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can I get uhhhhh

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Andy @im4charliecrist.bsky.social · 13d

got mugged by this guy last week. Didn't lose anything, didn't get stabbed and talked him down to having a cigarette with me but genuinely getting stuck up by a Breed of Dude is the worst thing that's ever happened to me

Andy @im4charliecrist.bsky.social · Aug 30

guy in the highrise Hanna Barbera offices standing in front of a white board reading “YABBA DABBA… ???”

Andy @im4charliecrist.bsky.social · Aug 30

you best start believing in college football saturdays Miss Turner, YER IN ONE

Andy @im4charliecrist.bsky.social · Aug 7

(Jamaican ESPN) The irie factors are through the roof with this guy bredren

Andy @im4charliecrist.bsky.social · Aug 1

Andy @im4charliecrist.bsky.social · Jul 31

going over the materials i've recommended to my students for an intro to American history course: Noel Ignatiev, Nick Turse, Garry Wills, Barbara Fields, Alexander Avina, Mike Davis, Richard Beck, Lin Chun and Arno Mayer #WokeCentury

Andy @im4charliecrist.bsky.social · Jul 29

"wuhhh campus police said we must resume regular operations and that its contained" sayonara sucker what are you talking about

Andy @im4charliecrist.bsky.social · Jul 29

Utterly stupid, I'm going home whether my boss okays it or not lmfao

Andy @im4charliecrist.bsky.social · Jul 29

there is an armed individual who has barricaded himself in my universities HR building and I'm still supposed to go to work. I WANNA GET THE DAY OFF MAN WHAT IS THIS

Andy @im4charliecrist.bsky.social · Jul 28

MLB investigators moving in to arrest the Rays bullpen betting on their own UCL’s exploding x.com/messages/med...

Andy @im4charliecrist.bsky.social · Jul 28

Drove to work parked my car and then hit a dead sprint for the nearest bathroom #MondayMorning #Dump

Andy @im4charliecrist.bsky.social · Jul 25

im going to town on my shit with a straight razor everytime I take a dump

Andy @im4charliecrist.bsky.social · Jul 25

(absentmindedly ruffling newspaper) No. No, I don't like this one. It's not funny. Next

JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · Jul 25

I Love The Taste, Smell, And Temperature Of Cum! Insanely Soft Semen Junkie Girl

Andy @im4charliecrist.bsky.social · Jul 25

a man wearing glasses and a leather jacket is sitting at a desk in a laboratory .

ALT: a man wearing glasses and a leather jacket is sitting at a desk in a laboratory .

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Andy @im4charliecrist.bsky.social · Jul 25

for some reason I thought this was Leon from curb

Andy @im4charliecrist.bsky.social · Jul 25

update: now committed to ditching this for good due to multiple sources of funding getting cut and the department being unwilling to dedicate any bread besides a "uhh maybe, ask again in a week" routine they've been doing for three months, so I'm joining #UnemployedChudNation

Andy @im4charliecrist.bsky.social · Jul 17

alright bailing on academia might be the plays these cuts are obscene man lmao

Andy @im4charliecrist.bsky.social · Jul 17

alright bailing on academia might be the plays these cuts are obscene man lmao

Andy @im4charliecrist.bsky.social · Jul 17

He ain't lying though

Spinoza1960.bsky.social @spinoza1960.bsky.social · Jul 16

“So this guy has to lower rates immediately. And this guy, I mean, Jerome. Funny name for a white guy.” - Jesse Watters

Jesse is a funny name for a moron...

Andy @im4charliecrist.bsky.social · Jul 16

Pissed me off so much I thought he was gonna be a bench god in the league

Andy @im4charliecrist.bsky.social · Jul 16

every once in a while I think about the only man to break my heart: Milos Teodosic

Andy @im4charliecrist.bsky.social · Jul 10

I work hard for my favs and reposts what can I say

Andy @im4charliecrist.bsky.social · Jul 10

that one friend who's too woke: I would have voted for James A. Garfield a second time

Andy @im4charliecrist.bsky.social · Jul 10

every time I eat a cliff bar I get a little emotional thinking about how the guy on the wrapper has yet to reach the summit of his climb

Andy @im4charliecrist.bsky.social · Jul 10

(Zoomer Bruce Springsteen) at night we ride through mansions of glory on unalive machines

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Lifelong San Diegan @jeanlucpeakhard.bsky.social · Jul 10

I wish you would hop off of my shit my friend, and stop chafing my dick you’ve been riding again