You know what would really distract me from the epstein files it's if we got rid of daylight savings.... 👀
#joke #taco #politics #lol #justsayin

cooked this again, but now with corn & calamansi

step 1:
cook normally
step 2:
envision strong korean woman who stabbed corn with chopstick & @madsubi.bsky.social who cracks apples in half
step 3:
apply vision of strong women to the real world & to the pot
step 4:
add 2 tbsp calamansi concentrate

What actual men say. Like, don't overthink it but also please at least think. 🤦‍♀️😂 #datinginyour30sbelike #whowouldchoosemen

I literally matched with this guy to tell him he's stupid for not wearing a helmet.... apparently all those TBIs really affected his geography skills. #Nebraska #Guam #whowouldpickmen

Dating in your 30s is wild. And it really will hammer home the fact that sexual orientation is not a choice. #whowouldpickmen #whywouldanyonepickmen