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But don't worry, complying in advance may not have earned respect but it did earn not a low-rent warehouse lockup but a top-of-the-line pork barrel concentration camp that will bring money, apparently the only thing that now matters, to a community now defined as "business owners and customers."
February 17, 2026 at 8:40 PM
But don't worry, complying in advance may not have earned respect but it did earn not a low-rent warehouse lockup but a top-of-the-line pork barrel concentration camp that will bring money, apparently the only thing that now matters, to a community now defined as "business owners and customers."
Apparently complying in advance does not result in two-way respectful cooperation.
February 17, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Apparently complying in advance does not result in two-way respectful cooperation.
"MAN" was the wrong term because an AI agent is not a human and as such is not limited by the daily verbal output ceilings of quantity and quality that even the most championship-level board poster on a manic bender is constrained by. It also does not require an empathetic and educational response.
February 16, 2026 at 5:37 PM
"MAN" was the wrong term because an AI agent is not a human and as such is not limited by the daily verbal output ceilings of quantity and quality that even the most championship-level board poster on a manic bender is constrained by. It also does not require an empathetic and educational response.
I appreciate that the writer keeps the focus on the gender-neutral WHOSE MAN IS THIS instead of accepting AI agents as forces of nature, free from creator ownership or possibility of accountability.
February 16, 2026 at 5:26 PM
I appreciate that the writer keeps the focus on the gender-neutral WHOSE MAN IS THIS instead of accepting AI agents as forces of nature, free from creator ownership or possibility of accountability.
Scientists have lured out your aunt and uncle, radicalized in 2010 and hiding from the Obamas in a bunker until now.
February 15, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Scientists have lured out your aunt and uncle, radicalized in 2010 and hiding from the Obamas in a bunker until now.
Other Men who are wondering where to go to meet potential dates should stand next to him in public and cheerfully counter his verbal insults to passersby, making Other Men look like beacons of humor, good mental health, and anti-bulllying courage. I Am Going To Punch You kid energy.
February 14, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Other Men who are wondering where to go to meet potential dates should stand next to him in public and cheerfully counter his verbal insults to passersby, making Other Men look like beacons of humor, good mental health, and anti-bulllying courage. I Am Going To Punch You kid energy.
The NYT is trying to generate buzz.
February 12, 2026 at 12:50 AM
The NYT is trying to generate buzz.
My hypothesis is that these legislators are concerned about different areas of practice cutting in on one another's historic domains, but they're fine with deregulating within the domains to facilitate more advanced procedures being performed by young practitioners tracked to lower titles and pay.
February 11, 2026 at 8:33 PM
My hypothesis is that these legislators are concerned about different areas of practice cutting in on one another's historic domains, but they're fine with deregulating within the domains to facilitate more advanced procedures being performed by young practitioners tracked to lower titles and pay.
This is a ransom demand.
February 11, 2026 at 8:12 PM
This is a ransom demand.
Does this mean an office of 30 dental hygienists and one supervising dentist would now do all the work of 31 dentists, patients would pay full fees for procedures formerly restricted to dentists, but the hygienists would continue to make low hygienist pay while the dentist who owns the practice...
February 11, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Does this mean an office of 30 dental hygienists and one supervising dentist would now do all the work of 31 dentists, patients would pay full fees for procedures formerly restricted to dentists, but the hygienists would continue to make low hygienist pay while the dentist who owns the practice...
Run government like a business. Run the school like a business. Run a house of worship like a business. Run a not-for-profit like a business. Run the library district like a business.
February 11, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Run government like a business. Run the school like a business. Run a house of worship like a business. Run a not-for-profit like a business. Run the library district like a business.
This is the appropriate place to conclude the push notification text.
February 7, 2026 at 7:58 PM
This is the appropriate place to conclude the push notification text.
This is the natural use case of generative AI.
February 7, 2026 at 7:54 PM
This is the natural use case of generative AI.
The leading proponents of a patriarchal model at all levels of society (e.g. tech moguls who want to run their companies, families, and towns of business and residence all as fiefdoms) publicly and financially support Tr*mp's attempts at patriarchal/royal government, and this mode of leadership.
February 7, 2026 at 7:43 PM
The leading proponents of a patriarchal model at all levels of society (e.g. tech moguls who want to run their companies, families, and towns of business and residence all as fiefdoms) publicly and financially support Tr*mp's attempts at patriarchal/royal government, and this mode of leadership.
I *think* this is AI slop, but I also think the machines are better at simulating comma usage.
February 3, 2026 at 6:59 PM
I *think* this is AI slop, but I also think the machines are better at simulating comma usage.
Good news, Honey! I found an end-of-life planning package we can afford.
February 3, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Good news, Honey! I found an end-of-life planning package we can afford.
The Friend AI pendant and the Ro prescription-for-sale service have partnered to drive you into psychosis and down to 78 lbs so Rush can finish you off more efficiently, no waiting.
A shout out to all who improve the Friend ads when they are safely within human reach
A shout out to all who improve the Friend ads when they are safely within human reach
January 24, 2026 at 6:35 AM
The Friend AI pendant and the Ro prescription-for-sale service have partnered to drive you into psychosis and down to 78 lbs so Rush can finish you off more efficiently, no waiting.
A shout out to all who improve the Friend ads when they are safely within human reach
A shout out to all who improve the Friend ads when they are safely within human reach
Just Following Orders is not an explanation the administration accepted from federal agents assigned to collect evidence to be used in due process indictments and trials, and now it tells its newly hired agents that they have "absolute immunity" of they kill. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
January 22, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Just Following Orders is not an explanation the administration accepted from federal agents assigned to collect evidence to be used in due process indictments and trials, and now it tells its newly hired agents that they have "absolute immunity" of they kill. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
That's no egg; that's a space station.
January 15, 2026 at 9:03 PM
That's no egg; that's a space station.
There's a 15% chance that CPB sends a small boat full of armed thugs in fatigues zooming around on NYE, grinning madly. There's a 3% chance of them not only doing so but muzzle sweeping the crowd of revelers.
December 31, 2025 at 5:41 PM
There's a 15% chance that CPB sends a small boat full of armed thugs in fatigues zooming around on NYE, grinning madly. There's a 3% chance of them not only doing so but muzzle sweeping the crowd of revelers.
Riffraff snowmen
December 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Riffraff snowmen
A king grants lands to his favorites, or to those to whom he is indebted.
December 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
A king grants lands to his favorites, or to those to whom he is indebted.
I have become so Chicagobrained that I mistook this wiseman for a Chicago-style dog.
November 30, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I have become so Chicagobrained that I mistook this wiseman for a Chicago-style dog.
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/28/b...
"De donde eres?" the agent asks. Where are you from?
...
"Quiet!” the agent screams. “You had your chance to be peaceful."
"De donde eres?" the agent asks. Where are you from?
...
"Quiet!” the agent screams. “You had your chance to be peaceful."
November 29, 2025 at 2:07 PM
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/28/b...
"De donde eres?" the agent asks. Where are you from?
...
"Quiet!” the agent screams. “You had your chance to be peaceful."
"De donde eres?" the agent asks. Where are you from?
...
"Quiet!” the agent screams. “You had your chance to be peaceful."