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imaginaryerika.bsky.social
Erika with a K
@imaginaryerika.bsky.social
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Corny as Kansas in August. Flibbertigibbet. Manic pixie dream crone. Crafty. Old at heart. Trying to get by in the PNW with my dog Jazmine and my cat roommates Julip & ZsaZsa.
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If you’re looking to shop small this holiday season, might I suggest a lovely little shop where I just happen to work! We ship worldwide and have some great deals this weekend 🥰
stocklistgood.com

The shop is women owned and staffed with beautifully helpful, arty folk. Check it out. 🥰
Shelves full of holiday cheer—candles, pillows, ornaments, gifts— at Stocklist Goods in Tacoma WA. The sight is warm and welcoming.
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Not me thinking “Oh no! What did Peter Buck do now!!!”
Legendary guitarist Peter Buck or R.E.M. wearing a leather jacket and playing a mandolin guitar. Not to be confused with a kitchen mandolin.
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Before the fall 😂
A middle aged lady pretending to be a rock star in a too short skirt
November 23, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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I have a large yard that I’ve let go.
Finally started tackling the over growth yesterday with an ivy & blackberry infestation that took over my shed.
Trying to give myself grace for what I accomplished (A LOT!) even though there’s sooo much more to do.
Bug pile of branches and leaves in an overgrown yard. There’s a cute green shed in the background A cleared walkway in a leaf covered yard
November 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Look at this little freak!
A baby doll with a red and white teddy bear body and a white Santa beard, mustache, and eyebrows. He looks pensive and sad, like he knows in his heart that he’s a freak, forever young and old at the same time.
November 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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BUT HER EMAILS. NYT front page with HRC’s risotto and chardonnay emails above the fold and nothing about sex pest pedophile trump when they HAD EMAILS ABOUT IT ALL THIS TIME!!!
November 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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My phone doesn’t recognize me
Head to toe fairy look with big wig, loud dress & coat, and red tights and sneakers. Standing in a lovely gift shop Middle age white lady dressed as a very loud “fairy mod mother” in a bright red beehive wig covered in red, blue, and green glitter flowers and a flower 60’s dress with a spotted jacket over top and a sparkly necklace
November 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Of course this is what Bari Weiss and The Free Press go with upon the death of Diane Keaton.
Google thumbnail from a “Diane Keaton” search showing a “The Free Press” article entitled “Woody Allen Remembers Diane Keaton” with a picture of Keaton and Allen in “Annie Hall.”
October 13, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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I’ve been teaching myself crochet lately and it’s been fun and frustrating! 😂

I made a catbed that looks like a crown, though.
Slightly mad middle-aged lady wears a crown shaped crocheted pet bed on her head. She stands in front of a painting of an adorable white dog with bright mod flowers.
October 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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You can get this bad boy at Spirit www.spirithalloween.com/product/gree...
Dude in a plush frog hat
October 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Love me some paper maché!
Recently my friend had a “Dress to Depress: tragic bitches only” themed party and I went as Norma Desmond as from Sunset Blvd as Salome and made a glitter John the Baptist head out of paper maché 🥰
A glittery paper maché depiction of the severed head of John the Baptist rests on an old tray covered in roses.
October 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Really disappointed in the Grazer ignoring that’s happening this #fatbearweek

She is the twice queen! Act accordingly!
Grazer, Queen of Fat Bear Week
September 29, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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@jcsalterego.bsky.social the face of saves!!
Bluesky announces the ability yo save posts, “Finally! Keep track of posts that matter to you. Save them to revisit anytime,” using a Jerry post as the example of what to save— “inventing a Saturday that immediately follows Monday”
September 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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No YOU! spent all day making a disco glitter John the Baptist head for your Norma Desmond as Salome costume for your friend’s “Dress to Depress (Tragic Bitches ONLY!)” birthday costume party. 🫣
Paper mache severed head on a plater. It’s the head of a man with dark hair and a full beard. The whole head is covered in glitter with glittery “blood” at the neck.
September 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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🎶🎶 Five days you work
One whole day to play
Come on everybody, show your kitty cats today.

Caturday, it's a Caturday
It's a Caturday, it's a Caturday
Caturday, it's a Caturday
Caturday, it's a Caturday🎶🎶
Pretty chocolaty brown Siamese cat with dark chocolate head, feet, and tail, a milk chocolate body, and icy blue eyes lies on a couch showing her forbidden belly and ever ready claws Stunner of a gray and white floof cat with a gray stripe-y face and serious blue eyes rests on a bed with her fur illuminated by the morning sun. She is regal AF.
August 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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You would love my Jazzy! Affectionate on her terms but if she wants to be near she does her best to invade all your space.
Middle aged white lady in glasses and a clown-like house dress that she paid way too much for and her rescue doodle who has smushed her face behind the lady’s shoulder in an attempt at finding comfort.
August 12, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Calling someone a c*nt is okay. It’s the bald thing that’s step too far.
The tribunal members also suggested that it was not the use of profanities that was the issue, with Finn also having being found to use such language in the workplace: “Although, as we find, industrial language was commonplace on this West Yorkshire factory floor, in our judgment Mr King crossed the line by making remarks personal to the claimant about his appearance.”
August 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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They want to be oppressed so badly.

The way they ignore the millions of women who deal with hair loss and suffer far more public scrutiny for it than men ever do is truly something.
Finn claimed that he was called a “bald c---” and was also threatened by his shift supervisor, Jamie King, in a dispute in July 2019. The tribunal determined that using this insult was a “violation against the claimant’s [Finn] dignity, it created an intimidating ... environment for him, it was done for that purpose, and it related to the claimant’s sex.”
August 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Pom faces are the happiest faces. My girl Rose Nylund was poodle/pom and had that resting happy face like nobody’s business. She made everyone smile 🥰
Very smily, very fluffy poodle/Pomeranian sits on a couch covered in blankets.
August 8, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Google is such trash now.

Looked up a shop and the first link, sponsored of course, was a spoof site that scraped the original company’s site and is “selling” the same items for 90% off.
The actual, real company site was the 4th entry on the page.
Screen cap of a scraped website for thr Woobles crochet kits shows cute craft kits at suspiciously low prices
August 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Handmade things found at thrift stores.
A wall of wonky sweaters. Afghans galore, weird pottery and glass, haunting paintings, questionable embroidery, all made with good intentions and given away for whatever reason (no judgement).

Give them an audience.
Watercolor painting of a Cabbage Patch Doll and a Raggedy Andy doll. The CP doll wears an orange dress and no shoes, Andy wears a blue shirt with a red bow at the neck, his legs are striped. They are creepy AF and look like they’ve seem some shit.
August 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Or you vote for a homophobe raised in a conservative cult who’s able to sell herself as a democrat because she surfs…
Fucking asshole faker liar Tulsi Gabbard
July 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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I always forget until I do a rewatch that in 2019 there was a contestant named Kovid and his most successful look had a face mask.

The matrix is just fucking with us. 😭
Still from season 17 Project Runway features a blonde model with short hair wearing a head to toe print look in a large red, black, and yellow windowpane plaid. The look features a loose, deconstructed jacket with lots of drape and folds and short sleeves, wide, capri-length pants, red boots, and a face mask similar to the ones we would wear a year later during Covid.
July 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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BECAUSE THEY’L BE EXPECTED TO GO TO WORK SICK IR INJURED!!!

What the fuck is wrong with these people!?!?!
Lawrence County School System officials said the school is instituting the policy to teach students work ethic and reliability, saying that students will be expected to go to work sick or injured as adults.
July 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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I did it! After 3 failed attempts I was able to get the cat to the vet! 🎉🎉🎉
A beautiful blue eyed siamese girl sits on a bed. She thinks she’ll never have to go to the vet because she’s smarter than me but she’s wrong! Not about the smart thing… she’s smarter than me, but she DID go to the vet!
July 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM