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Brian Neuharth
@imaginehimhappy.bsky.social
PNW nonprofit lawyer, views are my own, more and more basic with each passing year.
"Give you the disease so I can sell you the cure" politics
November 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Jesus christ, man, how comically villainous do they have to be before appeasement is not an option?
November 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
If I could endure that level of cognitive dissonance, I'd have died driving down the wrong side of the interstate long ago.
November 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
What if we gave Monty Python's pet store clerk incredible influence.
two men looking at a bird in a cage with the words nah that 's not dead it 's resting on the bottom
ALT: two men looking at a bird in a cage with the words nah that 's not dead it 's resting on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Convert to vinyl????
November 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
This is the table, wtf
November 10, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Fuck the holidays
November 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Have you picked a new account name yet?
November 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I have the worst fucking senators.
November 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
False compromise logical fallacy.

"Replace potable water with used motor oil. I want you to die."

"....ok, but only if you boil it first."
November 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
They call them "pepperheads" and they are going viral
November 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Generalisimo Hippo won't stop at taxing 3 ppl. Next is 4. Then 5. Can you imagine if he taxed 6 people? 7. It only gets worse. There are more numbers. 8!?
November 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
The inside of an air duct. The backside of the giant mall letter.
November 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Laughing At You GIF
ALT: Laughing At You GIF
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I'm gonna buy a cool leather jacket to die in.
November 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Her successor will be older. OLDER!
November 6, 2025 at 3:43 PM
November 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Lol'd at that q 👏👏👏
November 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Reverse the middle class erosion for the next 60 years. The pendulum must swing.
November 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Every indictment from such cartoonish villains is validation and honor.
November 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Oh, he was the guy! I don't know much about sportsball, but I knew there was a wild real world inspiration for KP. Ironic I didn't know it was him.
November 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM