Honored to write the Rolling Stone obituary for the worst American of the post-World War II era. Rot in piss

We should bring back battles in the coliseum but make it cool. I want to see someone eat an ass out so good that the other person dies by it. Someone kills the lion then skullfucks its corpse. Polevault into that pussy from 50-100 yards.
I call it the Anal Gape Olympdics

I will always appreciate Andrew Garfield for what he brought to the Amazing Spider-Man duology.

Is this what the woke right wants for the youth?

If it's not gay or illegal to drink milk from a cow and goat, why is it suddenly a crime for me to milk a dog and randoms on the street for the sweet nectar they are withholding from me.
GIVE ME YOUR MILK

The more I think about it, the more I think people should focus more on what they shouldn't and can't shove in their holes for pleasure than what they can and should.
Uranium-235 canisters for example, sure they are the right shape but everyone will be like "oh noes youll get le sikk and die"

Don't smuggle piss, kids.

POV: You have been caught smuggling my samples out of the lab for personal consumption.

POV: You're the lab tech "inspecting" my sample.

POV: You're the person with the piss fetish administering my drug test.

POV: I'm taking a piss test for a job.