Benjamin Gray
@imbenvincible.bsky.social
He/Him. Professional Writer. Unprofessional Writer. TTRPGs, literature, comedy, and more. 1/3 of @RoleplayRetcon.bsky.social. The good stuff is at heybenjamingray.com.
I worked really hard to make it look like I didn't work hard on my Kickstarter video for Galleons of the Thunderosa, please watch it, I'm so clever and funny
February 15, 2026 at 12:50 AM
I worked really hard to make it look like I didn't work hard on my Kickstarter video for Galleons of the Thunderosa, please watch it, I'm so clever and funny
Day 4 of promoting an indie Zine Month TTRPG as penance for making a D&D thing:
Rise, Wizards! Build a wizard's tower with dice! When it falls, how the dice land affects the world you're building! A little bit TTRPG, a little bit board game!
www.backerkit.com/c/projects/m...
Rise, Wizards! Build a wizard's tower with dice! When it falls, how the dice land affects the world you're building! A little bit TTRPG, a little bit board game!
www.backerkit.com/c/projects/m...
February 7, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Day 4 of promoting an indie Zine Month TTRPG as penance for making a D&D thing:
Rise, Wizards! Build a wizard's tower with dice! When it falls, how the dice land affects the world you're building! A little bit TTRPG, a little bit board game!
www.backerkit.com/c/projects/m...
Rise, Wizards! Build a wizard's tower with dice! When it falls, how the dice land affects the world you're building! A little bit TTRPG, a little bit board game!
www.backerkit.com/c/projects/m...
Day 3 of promoting an indie Zine Month TTRPG as penance for making a D&D thing:
All's Fair by Superdillin! An explicitly sexual game about wanting to fuck each other so bad, you'd fight a war over it! It's inspired by Mickey 17 and uses the card game War as its resolution mechanic!
All's Fair by Superdillin! An explicitly sexual game about wanting to fuck each other so bad, you'd fight a war over it! It's inspired by Mickey 17 and uses the card game War as its resolution mechanic!
February 6, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Day 3 of promoting an indie Zine Month TTRPG as penance for making a D&D thing:
All's Fair by Superdillin! An explicitly sexual game about wanting to fuck each other so bad, you'd fight a war over it! It's inspired by Mickey 17 and uses the card game War as its resolution mechanic!
All's Fair by Superdillin! An explicitly sexual game about wanting to fuck each other so bad, you'd fight a war over it! It's inspired by Mickey 17 and uses the card game War as its resolution mechanic!
This is their reasoning, which does seem... flimsy, now that I consider it
February 5, 2026 at 6:36 PM
This is their reasoning, which does seem... flimsy, now that I consider it
Kickstarter tells you not to put, like, banners or logos or even much in the way of words on your main image for your project, but everyone does it
February 5, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Kickstarter tells you not to put, like, banners or logos or even much in the way of words on your main image for your project, but everyone does it
I respect Tempur-Pedic for just. Having a butt on their logo.
February 3, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I respect Tempur-Pedic for just. Having a butt on their logo.
I'm pretty sure thinking this is funny makes me a Basic B, but I do think this is funny
January 26, 2026 at 7:21 PM
I'm pretty sure thinking this is funny makes me a Basic B, but I do think this is funny
Huntsville, AL is cool, but unfortunately it also has hot dog trucks named after Nazi scientists
January 26, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Huntsville, AL is cool, but unfortunately it also has hot dog trucks named after Nazi scientists
Also, saw @chriswarcraft.bsky.social in there!
January 26, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Also, saw @chriswarcraft.bsky.social in there!
Not to brag, but
January 23, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Not to brag, but
I watched Double Indemnity and smoke cigars occasionally, and I'm obsessed with learning how to light matches like Walter Neff
January 22, 2026 at 5:29 PM
I watched Double Indemnity and smoke cigars occasionally, and I'm obsessed with learning how to light matches like Walter Neff
You know what, I admit that having your sniffing markers monogrammed is a baller move
January 16, 2026 at 6:43 PM
You know what, I admit that having your sniffing markers monogrammed is a baller move
Not exactly academic, but I did do this in the part of FLOPS where players choose their movie's genre/flavor
January 15, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Not exactly academic, but I did do this in the part of FLOPS where players choose their movie's genre/flavor
Padding my resume like I'm this guy
January 14, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Padding my resume like I'm this guy
I've lost a lot of weight and now my backside gets sore when I sit for a while
January 14, 2026 at 7:17 PM
I've lost a lot of weight and now my backside gets sore when I sit for a while
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I was so happy in season two when they were together, but they're also terrible people and I want them both to die and I don't know how to process this cognitive dissonance
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I was so happy in season two when they were together, but they're also terrible people and I want them both to die and I don't know how to process this cognitive dissonance
January 13, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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I was so happy in season two when they were together, but they're also terrible people and I want them both to die and I don't know how to process this cognitive dissonance
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I was so happy in season two when they were together, but they're also terrible people and I want them both to die and I don't know how to process this cognitive dissonance
I played Critical Role Presents: Twilight for Dudes and I really really liked it, but I am also apparently shockingly bad at the actual Dispatching (even though I felt like I was doing okay?!) except for the final shift where I fucking *rallied*
January 12, 2026 at 9:01 PM
I played Critical Role Presents: Twilight for Dudes and I really really liked it, but I am also apparently shockingly bad at the actual Dispatching (even though I felt like I was doing okay?!) except for the final shift where I fucking *rallied*
TBH, most of the dietary things RFK has been saying are technically true. Yeah, refined sugars are bad for you and whole grains are generally good (though red meat is not lol).
But imagine if we could have healthcare instead of obvious proclamations like "binge drinking is actually not healthy"
But imagine if we could have healthcare instead of obvious proclamations like "binge drinking is actually not healthy"
January 9, 2026 at 7:46 PM
TBH, most of the dietary things RFK has been saying are technically true. Yeah, refined sugars are bad for you and whole grains are generally good (though red meat is not lol).
But imagine if we could have healthcare instead of obvious proclamations like "binge drinking is actually not healthy"
But imagine if we could have healthcare instead of obvious proclamations like "binge drinking is actually not healthy"
I would die a happy man if I could see Huntsville's Eggbeater Jesus keeping me safe from electrical fires
January 7, 2026 at 7:02 PM
I would die a happy man if I could see Huntsville's Eggbeater Jesus keeping me safe from electrical fires
Obviously that spaceship above looks a lot like a TIE and the character outfits look a lot like Stormtroopers and stuff, but 99 percent of it just REMINDS you of Star Wars. Like this guy who's NOT a Sith Lord, but instead part of an evil faction that splintered off from some space knights.
January 6, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Obviously that spaceship above looks a lot like a TIE and the character outfits look a lot like Stormtroopers and stuff, but 99 percent of it just REMINDS you of Star Wars. Like this guy who's NOT a Sith Lord, but instead part of an evil faction that splintered off from some space knights.