@imboweyo.bsky.social
December 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
If humans evolved from chimpanzees, why could a chimpanzee effortlessly destroy me in hand to hand combat?
December 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
If humans evolved from chimpanzees, why could a chimpanzee effortlessly destroy me in hand to hand combat?
(to the tune of Love Shack) homestuck
September 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
(to the tune of Love Shack) homestuck
a piranha can skeletonize a cow in thirty seconds. and a reverse-piranha can refleshen a cow skeleton in twenty
September 25, 2025 at 3:34 AM
a piranha can skeletonize a cow in thirty seconds. and a reverse-piranha can refleshen a cow skeleton in twenty
Putting bread in the microwave to make toast
September 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Putting bread in the microwave to make toast
Super Smash Bros Melee isn’t a very good game because Luigi doesn’t use his own voice lines. He just has Mario’s but they’re sped up.
September 3, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Super Smash Bros Melee isn’t a very good game because Luigi doesn’t use his own voice lines. He just has Mario’s but they’re sped up.
did you know? in England they call a toilet a “lorry”
August 29, 2025 at 7:55 PM
did you know? in England they call a toilet a “lorry”
imagine a guy who pronounces words wrong
August 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
imagine a guy who pronounces words wrong
people say it’s the same thing but the Kirkland brand gasoline just doesn’t taste as good
August 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
people say it’s the same thing but the Kirkland brand gasoline just doesn’t taste as good
ordered a coffee with milk in it and the freaking barista gave me snake milk
August 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
ordered a coffee with milk in it and the freaking barista gave me snake milk
they should add flash games to online banking sites to encourage people to spend more time logged in
August 14, 2025 at 7:19 PM
they should add flash games to online banking sites to encourage people to spend more time logged in
ethics is when you steal bread to feed your starving family and the more bread you steal the more ethical it is
August 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
ethics is when you steal bread to feed your starving family and the more bread you steal the more ethical it is
great. just found a key in the food lion parking lot. now I’ve gotta spend all day figuring out what it unlocks
July 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
great. just found a key in the food lion parking lot. now I’ve gotta spend all day figuring out what it unlocks
video games lied to me. I can’t double jump and neither can anyone I know
July 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
video games lied to me. I can’t double jump and neither can anyone I know
If you drop a bowling ball and a golf ball off the leaning tower of Pisa, the bowling ball will land first. This is because it’s heavier.
July 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
If you drop a bowling ball and a golf ball off the leaning tower of Pisa, the bowling ball will land first. This is because it’s heavier.
they mostly drank beer in the middle ages because nobody had invented ice cold Pepsi yet
July 9, 2025 at 3:19 PM
they mostly drank beer in the middle ages because nobody had invented ice cold Pepsi yet
it’s an act of great bravery, a courageous thing to do in a dark world, to put truck nuts on your ford fiesta
July 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
it’s an act of great bravery, a courageous thing to do in a dark world, to put truck nuts on your ford fiesta
divorce should come with its own ceremony like a reverse wedding where they say “I DON’T!!” and all their friends and family get to come
July 2, 2025 at 11:47 PM
divorce should come with its own ceremony like a reverse wedding where they say “I DON’T!!” and all their friends and family get to come
Please enjoy this critical rewatch of the Office by and for lapsed fans who’ve re-evaluated their relationship with Michael Scott due to his stances
July 1, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Please enjoy this critical rewatch of the Office by and for lapsed fans who’ve re-evaluated their relationship with Michael Scott due to his stances
Life hack: the rule is you’re supposed to spend 2 months salary on the ring you use to propose marriage but if you just quit your job so you don’t have a salary you can propose for free
June 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Life hack: the rule is you’re supposed to spend 2 months salary on the ring you use to propose marriage but if you just quit your job so you don’t have a salary you can propose for free
cops have big laptops in their cars so they cap play flash games at traffic lights
June 24, 2025 at 1:52 PM
cops have big laptops in their cars so they cap play flash games at traffic lights
reversed version of dave franco called frank daveo
June 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
reversed version of dave franco called frank daveo
ive got a room temperature iq but I spend most of my time in uncomfortably hot rooms so its actually normal
June 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM
ive got a room temperature iq but I spend most of my time in uncomfortably hot rooms so its actually normal
If society collapses, I’ll be able to park in other people’s reserved parking spots. Who could stop me?
June 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
If society collapses, I’ll be able to park in other people’s reserved parking spots. Who could stop me?
you shouldn’t put a fish on your dating app pictures unless you’re bringing the fish on your dates
May 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
you shouldn’t put a fish on your dating app pictures unless you’re bringing the fish on your dates