Cat
@imdancingnaked.bsky.social
Classically trained scenic artist for theatre and film.
Imagine dying and instead of seeing your life flash before your eyes, instead it’s catalogue of all the unsolicited 🍆 through the years you never asked for.
July 1, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Imagine dying and instead of seeing your life flash before your eyes, instead it’s catalogue of all the unsolicited 🍆 through the years you never asked for.
“What do you want to hear while I’m flogging you?”
“Cotton Eyed Joe”
“Cotton Eyed Joe”
a blurry picture of a man dancing in front of a crowd of people
ALT: a blurry picture of a man dancing in front of a crowd of people
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March 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
“What do you want to hear while I’m flogging you?”
“Cotton Eyed Joe”
“Cotton Eyed Joe”
Disassociation is a form of meditation.
March 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Disassociation is a form of meditation.
Person: “How’s your 2025 been so far?”
Me: “Only hole, no glory”
Me: “Only hole, no glory”
February 18, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Person: “How’s your 2025 been so far?”
Me: “Only hole, no glory”
Me: “Only hole, no glory”
At that age where I plié to pick up stuff because my fupa gets in the way.
a black and white photo of a woman in a tutu
ALT: a black and white photo of a woman in a tutu
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February 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
At that age where I plié to pick up stuff because my fupa gets in the way.
The game of Jacks, only it’s played with pain meds & daily vitamins.
January 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The game of Jacks, only it’s played with pain meds & daily vitamins.
Roommate said, “Harry Potter is just Star Wars but with a stick.”
January 27, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Roommate said, “Harry Potter is just Star Wars but with a stick.”
Wonder if my tinnitus EEEEEEEeeeees in the same key as other people’s.
a woman with a braid in her hair is making a funny face .
ALT: a woman with a braid in her hair is making a funny face .
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January 22, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Wonder if my tinnitus EEEEEEEeeeees in the same key as other people’s.