me, constantly surrounded by at least 3 untouched drinks:
i don’t know why i’m so dehydrated all the time

i want to thank and apologise for my unmedicated sister sianan (shannon) for her participation in juno birches show tonight! i love you and and your adhd #junobirch #glasgow

me in gta: this car is a maibatsu penumbra - obviously based on the Mitsubishi Eclipse - its a two door coupe with a top speed of over 100mph - V8 engine - 2.6L - and while fast it had poor acceleration and braking and will need some upgrading

me irl: this car is . . . orange . . .

wishing Pedro Pascal the very best day ❤️
(he was pretty upset in my dream last night)

i’d like to thank youtube for preparing me for psychological torture by only playing the same 5 ads

my favourite thing about winter is coming home and taking off my clothes, only to reveal a second, secret outfit underneath