Em Thomas
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imemthomas.bsky.social
Em Thomas
@imemthomas.bsky.social
B2B marketer & agency owner. Hater of all things bland.
There is a cat sleeping right next to me in my bed.

(This cat is my cat but it’s still amazing).
December 13, 2024 at 3:42 AM
On Spotify Wrapped day, I am pleased to announce I am in the Top 0.05% of listeners for "FTCU" by Nicki Minaj.
December 4, 2024 at 7:27 PM
Reposted by Em Thomas
i like to have a bit of so much playful fun on the computer
November 30, 2024 at 2:01 PM
Why is Facebook’s algorithm allowed to be that bad?!
November 27, 2024 at 6:37 AM
My pal told me Bluesky was too soft, and I told her it wasn’t really like that. Opened up the app to “Good morning butterflies…”

Ok, ok we might be a bunch o’ softies 😬🥴
November 27, 2024 at 4:26 AM
I've been sick as a dog for five days. Feeling devastated about how little I've maximized shareholder value 😭
November 25, 2024 at 7:27 PM
Running a business, pitching, failing, iterating. These things are really fuckin' vulnerable.

Whenever I am feeling sticky with these must-do business functions, I remind myself of the reality that...

Marketing is silly and we'll all be OK.

Don't you forget it.

#marketing #B2B #entrepreneurship
November 22, 2024 at 5:00 PM
I am the 1% of theater kids who did not know the plot of Wicked.

I... understand the hype now 😮
November 21, 2024 at 2:23 AM
So should we take over another social media platform with a debate about work from home?

😴😴😴
November 20, 2024 at 8:29 PM
You guys. We have the ability to become the Bluesky Bros. We can make up any rumors we want about how the algo works. I'll go first:

If your post has to be split into two parts, a goblin literally climbs across your laptop screen and steals half of your followers.
November 20, 2024 at 1:50 AM
I like how we were all like... we should go here. That's kinda nice.
November 19, 2024 at 12:49 PM
Today my LinkedIn Sales Navigator leads included multiple Burger King marketing execs. Feeling thankful that the algo knows where my allegiances lie.
November 19, 2024 at 12:45 PM