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I’m going to come and say “hello!” right in the middle of your presentation as requested. Then when you’ve regained your composure, I’ll say it again.
September 23, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I’m going to come and say “hello!” right in the middle of your presentation as requested. Then when you’ve regained your composure, I’ll say it again.
I saw this and my “Wait, is this legit” sensor went off, so I did some digging into NY Times archive (which any subscriber can access, it’s a really cool feature).
Anyway. Yes, it’s legit.
Anyway. Yes, it’s legit.
September 20, 2025 at 10:12 AM
I saw this and my “Wait, is this legit” sensor went off, so I did some digging into NY Times archive (which any subscriber can access, it’s a really cool feature).
Anyway. Yes, it’s legit.
Anyway. Yes, it’s legit.
Alaska is also historically Russian land. He’s really playing into Putin’s narrative on all fronts.
August 16, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Alaska is also historically Russian land. He’s really playing into Putin’s narrative on all fronts.
I bet the first event hosted there will be for the Department of Government Efficiency, and nobody in attendance will appreciate the irony.
August 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I bet the first event hosted there will be for the Department of Government Efficiency, and nobody in attendance will appreciate the irony.
The only way to reconcile these two facts, as unlikely and difficult as it may be to believe, is to consider the fact that the president lies all the fucking time.
July 19, 2025 at 1:42 PM
The only way to reconcile these two facts, as unlikely and difficult as it may be to believe, is to consider the fact that the president lies all the fucking time.
Today, the 17th, is an equally fine day.
July 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Today, the 17th, is an equally fine day.
Bought an extra copy to lend to friends, and one of those friends then bought 10 to lend to his.
July 5, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Bought an extra copy to lend to friends, and one of those friends then bought 10 to lend to his.
I think they’re my new favorite basingball team.
June 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I think they’re my new favorite basingball team.
Um… hello?
June 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Um… hello?
Yes they did. They voted for cruelty. They voted for chaos. They voted for bloodlust. They voted for tyranny. They voted for stupidity. They voted for betraying our allies and stomping on the weak. They voted for everything they saw in round one and declared “Again - but more this time!”
June 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Yes they did. They voted for cruelty. They voted for chaos. They voted for bloodlust. They voted for tyranny. They voted for stupidity. They voted for betraying our allies and stomping on the weak. They voted for everything they saw in round one and declared “Again - but more this time!”
And I would use remote start every time before getting in the car.
June 5, 2025 at 10:59 PM
And I would use remote start every time before getting in the car.
They’re setting up major sting operations in every NYC subway station where passengers transfer from one train to another.
June 1, 2025 at 11:43 AM
They’re setting up major sting operations in every NYC subway station where passengers transfer from one train to another.
Look! I rescued this puppy from this well that I threw him into! I’m a hero!
May 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Look! I rescued this puppy from this well that I threw him into! I’m a hero!
It’s a great way to cull the weak and feeble to strengthen the genetic stock of the American race. Hitler would be impressed.
May 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
It’s a great way to cull the weak and feeble to strengthen the genetic stock of the American race. Hitler would be impressed.
Maybe the owner is hoping it gets towed.
April 14, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Maybe the owner is hoping it gets towed.
So many options!
Uvalde PD: “Let’s just see how this plays out.”
Voters: “Jan. 6? Whatever.”
ICE: “Innocent man sent to Salvadoran super prison? oops! My bad.”
Donald Trump: “remember that thing that led to the Great Depression? Let’s try that again.”
Uvalde PD: “Let’s just see how this plays out.”
Voters: “Jan. 6? Whatever.”
ICE: “Innocent man sent to Salvadoran super prison? oops! My bad.”
Donald Trump: “remember that thing that led to the Great Depression? Let’s try that again.”
April 4, 2025 at 9:31 AM
So many options!
Uvalde PD: “Let’s just see how this plays out.”
Voters: “Jan. 6? Whatever.”
ICE: “Innocent man sent to Salvadoran super prison? oops! My bad.”
Donald Trump: “remember that thing that led to the Great Depression? Let’s try that again.”
Uvalde PD: “Let’s just see how this plays out.”
Voters: “Jan. 6? Whatever.”
ICE: “Innocent man sent to Salvadoran super prison? oops! My bad.”
Donald Trump: “remember that thing that led to the Great Depression? Let’s try that again.”
Not even a full jar of mayonnaise. One that’s almost empty and you need to dig the spoon all the way to the bottom and you get mayonnaise from the rim all over your knuckles and wish you had just opened a new jar instead.
March 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Not even a full jar of mayonnaise. One that’s almost empty and you need to dig the spoon all the way to the bottom and you get mayonnaise from the rim all over your knuckles and wish you had just opened a new jar instead.
Instead of selling, you should keep it as a potential safe house for friends fleeing fascism with their families. Ya know. Just in case.
March 22, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Instead of selling, you should keep it as a potential safe house for friends fleeing fascism with their families. Ya know. Just in case.
They’ve always existed. It’s assembling them in a riveting sequence that’s the hard part. Excellent!
March 14, 2025 at 11:34 AM
They’ve always existed. It’s assembling them in a riveting sequence that’s the hard part. Excellent!
It’s even more fun when you bought the stock low before you knew the guy was a Nazi, then sold it high when he clearly showed everyone he was a Nazi, then watch it fall precipitously like a Nazi falling off the Nazi Tower in the next Die Hard Indiana Jones movie I’ll stop now.
March 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It’s even more fun when you bought the stock low before you knew the guy was a Nazi, then sold it high when he clearly showed everyone he was a Nazi, then watch it fall precipitously like a Nazi falling off the Nazi Tower in the next Die Hard Indiana Jones movie I’ll stop now.
Ok, but… Social Security still exists as of this moment, and we… we’re not exactly MTV’s key demographic anymore.
March 3, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Ok, but… Social Security still exists as of this moment, and we… we’re not exactly MTV’s key demographic anymore.
Flashbacks of returning to my classroom in June 2020 and looking through my desk calendar at three months that had happened but hadn’t happened.
February 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Flashbacks of returning to my classroom in June 2020 and looking through my desk calendar at three months that had happened but hadn’t happened.
Are you thinking of Medicare, which is for folks over age 65? Not that Medicaid should be cut either; just clarifying.
February 25, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Are you thinking of Medicare, which is for folks over age 65? Not that Medicaid should be cut either; just clarifying.
And it’s your most vulnerable spot. Why would you want an extremely large vulnerable spot? I’d rather have a giant callused heel.
February 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
And it’s your most vulnerable spot. Why would you want an extremely large vulnerable spot? I’d rather have a giant callused heel.