Quickly scrubbing the blue chew residue off my tongue
July 20, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Quickly scrubbing the blue chew residue off my tongue
Me watching household gadgets disappear off my wedding registry
a man in a yellow jacket has a label on the sleeve that says ' brooks brothers ' on it
ALT: a man in a yellow jacket has a label on the sleeve that says ' brooks brothers ' on it
media.tenor.com
April 12, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Me watching household gadgets disappear off my wedding registry
@murderxbryan.bsky.social my local 60 year old shock jocks with the two girls one cup reference in 2025
January 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
@murderxbryan.bsky.social my local 60 year old shock jocks with the two girls one cup reference in 2025
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If you start watching NEW JACK CITY at exactly 11:25:55 pm today, your boy Flavor Flav will scream
“HAPPY NEW YEAR!”
right as the clock strikes midnight,,, and we can celebrates together,!!
“HAPPY NEW YEAR!”
right as the clock strikes midnight,,, and we can celebrates together,!!
December 31, 2024 at 11:24 PM
If you start watching NEW JACK CITY at exactly 11:25:55 pm today, your boy Flavor Flav will scream
“HAPPY NEW YEAR!”
right as the clock strikes midnight,,, and we can celebrates together,!!
“HAPPY NEW YEAR!”
right as the clock strikes midnight,,, and we can celebrates together,!!
Typing”mother-in-law gifts” in the Amazon search bar
December 10, 2024 at 12:51 PM
Typing”mother-in-law gifts” in the Amazon search bar
Learning enough Taylor swift lore to annoy my girlfriend.
July 7, 2023 at 1:29 PM
Learning enough Taylor swift lore to annoy my girlfriend.
Amy’s Baking Company
July 6, 2023 at 11:46 PM
Amy’s Baking Company
I’m so good at checking out at Aldi. Have all my food lined up heaviest to lightest in a tight column on the conveyor belt. Have my card in the machine before they’re done scanning. Perfect cart position for the empty/full cart swap.
July 3, 2023 at 4:35 PM
I’m so good at checking out at Aldi. Have all my food lined up heaviest to lightest in a tight column on the conveyor belt. Have my card in the machine before they’re done scanning. Perfect cart position for the empty/full cart swap.
I learned some figs aren’t considered vegan by certain vegans.
July 3, 2023 at 3:35 AM
I learned some figs aren’t considered vegan by certain vegans.
Up yours, woke moralists!
July 2, 2023 at 5:43 PM
Up yours, woke moralists!
My girlfriend’s dad got hit in the chest with a firework tonight three feet away from me. The dude fell backwards ten like he was hit with a cannonball. He got up and afterwords said that he thought that there would be more bang to it.
July 2, 2023 at 4:50 AM
My girlfriend’s dad got hit in the chest with a firework tonight three feet away from me. The dude fell backwards ten like he was hit with a cannonball. He got up and afterwords said that he thought that there would be more bang to it.
Being a big boy. Letting my gf load the car for a road trip while I watch wrestling.
July 1, 2023 at 7:14 PM
Being a big boy. Letting my gf load the car for a road trip while I watch wrestling.
I gotta clean my ears, can anyone lend me their elbo?
July 1, 2023 at 12:42 PM
I gotta clean my ears, can anyone lend me their elbo?
Could not stop laughing at the climax of Indiana Jones
July 1, 2023 at 4:01 AM
Could not stop laughing at the climax of Indiana Jones
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Reposted by Aaron
reskeet to show respect for my ass
June 26, 2023 at 6:26 PM
reskeet to show respect for my ass
I'm the wizard of love and I got the magic wand
June 26, 2023 at 1:05 PM
I'm the wizard of love and I got the magic wand
Me when my wildberry poptart is almost done in the toaster:
Now I'm four, five seconds from wildin'
Now I'm four, five seconds from wildin'
June 26, 2023 at 10:58 AM
Me when my wildberry poptart is almost done in the toaster:
Now I'm four, five seconds from wildin'
Now I'm four, five seconds from wildin'
“If I was on that sub with my kids, it wouldn't have went down like it did.” -MrBeast
June 26, 2023 at 12:04 AM
“If I was on that sub with my kids, it wouldn't have went down like it did.” -MrBeast
Post doughboys show snack
June 25, 2023 at 3:15 AM
Post doughboys show snack
Two funniest moments in last 10 years of film: Raccacoonie and when that kid cut his dick off in the Netflix movie about a kid cutting his dick off.
June 24, 2023 at 12:34 PM
Two funniest moments in last 10 years of film: Raccacoonie and when that kid cut his dick off in the Netflix movie about a kid cutting his dick off.
I think I’d be a communist if I was slightly less dumb.
June 24, 2023 at 4:20 AM
I think I’d be a communist if I was slightly less dumb.
Guess what this was a comment on lol
June 24, 2023 at 3:06 AM
Guess what this was a comment on lol
At that point in life where I’m thinking Janice Soprano kinda sexy.
June 23, 2023 at 9:14 PM
At that point in life where I’m thinking Janice Soprano kinda sexy.