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Aaron
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Smash rocks for a living
Quickly scrubbing the blue chew residue off my tongue
July 20, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Me watching household gadgets disappear off my wedding registry
a man in a yellow jacket has a label on the sleeve that says ' brooks brothers ' on it
ALT: a man in a yellow jacket has a label on the sleeve that says ' brooks brothers ' on it
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April 12, 2025 at 11:40 AM
@murderxbryan.bsky.social my local 60 year old shock jocks with the two girls one cup reference in 2025
January 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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If you start watching NEW JACK CITY at exactly 11:25:55 pm today, your boy Flavor Flav will scream

“HAPPY NEW YEAR!”

right as the clock strikes midnight,,, and we can celebrates together,!!
December 31, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Typing”mother-in-law gifts” in the Amazon search bar
December 10, 2024 at 12:51 PM
Poo butt ass
August 18, 2023 at 5:28 PM
Learning enough Taylor swift lore to annoy my girlfriend.
July 7, 2023 at 1:29 PM
Amy’s Baking Company
July 6, 2023 at 11:46 PM
I’m so good at checking out at Aldi. Have all my food lined up heaviest to lightest in a tight column on the conveyor belt. Have my card in the machine before they’re done scanning. Perfect cart position for the empty/full cart swap.
July 3, 2023 at 4:35 PM
I learned some figs aren’t considered vegan by certain vegans.
July 3, 2023 at 3:35 AM
Up yours, woke moralists!
July 2, 2023 at 5:43 PM
My girlfriend’s dad got hit in the chest with a firework tonight three feet away from me. The dude fell backwards ten like he was hit with a cannonball. He got up and afterwords said that he thought that there would be more bang to it.
July 2, 2023 at 4:50 AM
Being a big boy. Letting my gf load the car for a road trip while I watch wrestling.
July 1, 2023 at 7:14 PM
I gotta clean my ears, can anyone lend me their elbo?
July 1, 2023 at 12:42 PM
Could not stop laughing at the climax of Indiana Jones
July 1, 2023 at 4:01 AM
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Hello!
June 30, 2023 at 4:19 AM
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reskeet to show respect for my ass
June 26, 2023 at 6:26 PM
I'm the wizard of love and I got the magic wand
June 26, 2023 at 1:05 PM
Me when my wildberry poptart is almost done in the toaster:
Now I'm four, five seconds from wildin'
June 26, 2023 at 10:58 AM
“If I was on that sub with my kids, it wouldn't have went down like it did.” -MrBeast
June 26, 2023 at 12:04 AM
Post doughboys show snack
June 25, 2023 at 3:15 AM
Two funniest moments in last 10 years of film: Raccacoonie and when that kid cut his dick off in the Netflix movie about a kid cutting his dick off.
June 24, 2023 at 12:34 PM
I think I’d be a communist if I was slightly less dumb.
June 24, 2023 at 4:20 AM
Guess what this was a comment on lol
June 24, 2023 at 3:06 AM
At that point in life where I’m thinking Janice Soprano kinda sexy.
June 23, 2023 at 9:14 PM