I'm just J Baby
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I'm just J Baby
@imjustjbaby.bsky.social
· Nov 27
If RFK jr tries to ban Diet Coke, I will personally make Jan6 look like a Cub Scout meeting.
Kinda curious why it was fine last year to sell this on maga.com, but its a DOJ and Homeland Security investigation when Comey posts a picture of seashells on Facebook. Asking for a friend.....
May 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Kinda curious why it was fine last year to sell this on maga.com, but its a DOJ and Homeland Security investigation when Comey posts a picture of seashells on Facebook. Asking for a friend.....
"Mom, I'm going out with friends!"
Mom said, "not in that miniskirt you're not"
"Why?"
Mom answered, "because I can see your balls Richard."
Mom said, "not in that miniskirt you're not"
"Why?"
Mom answered, "because I can see your balls Richard."
April 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
"Mom, I'm going out with friends!"
Mom said, "not in that miniskirt you're not"
"Why?"
Mom answered, "because I can see your balls Richard."
Mom said, "not in that miniskirt you're not"
"Why?"
Mom answered, "because I can see your balls Richard."
So I wrote a note to my teenage self today and it said, "just so you're not shocked, in 50 years you'll be buying your pot in a nice store and your eggs from a hippie chick on the side of the road."
April 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
So I wrote a note to my teenage self today and it said, "just so you're not shocked, in 50 years you'll be buying your pot in a nice store and your eggs from a hippie chick on the side of the road."
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Someone I know cancelled their trip to the US because, according to them, "it looks too crazy over there."
He lives in Pakistan, folks.
He lives in Pakistan, folks.
March 31, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Someone I know cancelled their trip to the US because, according to them, "it looks too crazy over there."
He lives in Pakistan, folks.
He lives in Pakistan, folks.
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Don’t tell me democracy is at risk and a constitutional crisis is unfolding and the best you got is a modified ping pong paddle.
March 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Don’t tell me democracy is at risk and a constitutional crisis is unfolding and the best you got is a modified ping pong paddle.
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GOP Senators, can ya'll please pick a grown up if there's one amongst you to get this shit a little under control?
February 3, 2025 at 5:12 AM
GOP Senators, can ya'll please pick a grown up if there's one amongst you to get this shit a little under control?
If you're trying to catch joy, bait your hook with gratitude.
January 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
If you're trying to catch joy, bait your hook with gratitude.
I knew evangelicals were a joke when they voted for Ronald Regan in 1980 over Jimmy Carter, literally a Sunday School teacher.
December 31, 2024 at 1:12 AM
I knew evangelicals were a joke when they voted for Ronald Regan in 1980 over Jimmy Carter, literally a Sunday School teacher.
I'm not saying I'm Superman, but have you ever seen us in a room together?
December 30, 2024 at 11:30 PM
I'm not saying I'm Superman, but have you ever seen us in a room together?
I've made my share of bad choices in life, but I have never have worn a pair of Crocs so there's that.
December 25, 2024 at 8:11 PM
I've made my share of bad choices in life, but I have never have worn a pair of Crocs so there's that.
Momma koala and her Joey seen on today's walkabout.
December 13, 2024 at 7:58 AM
Momma koala and her Joey seen on today's walkabout.
Putting sugar in unsweetened tea does not make it sweet tea.
December 12, 2024 at 5:16 AM
Putting sugar in unsweetened tea does not make it sweet tea.
GI Joe demanding to learn the whereabouts of @snoopdoggydogg.bsky.social on the Stoop
December 9, 2024 at 5:48 AM
GI Joe demanding to learn the whereabouts of @snoopdoggydogg.bsky.social on the Stoop
No step is too small if you are headed in the right direction.
December 9, 2024 at 3:02 AM
No step is too small if you are headed in the right direction.
@devincow.bsky.social is this like when 12 year olds photoshop themself into a selfie with Taylor Swift
December 5, 2024 at 2:43 AM
@devincow.bsky.social is this like when 12 year olds photoshop themself into a selfie with Taylor Swift
Dear @newyorktimeshaiku.bsky.social,
Go back to Twitter with your posts that are all paywalled and actually ads.
Go back to Twitter with your posts that are all paywalled and actually ads.
December 2, 2024 at 12:26 AM
Dear @newyorktimeshaiku.bsky.social,
Go back to Twitter with your posts that are all paywalled and actually ads.
Go back to Twitter with your posts that are all paywalled and actually ads.