An Aaron Lampe, I know
He eats a pie a day,
He’ll boil a pudding, and dough
Then bitch about the fey
Yeah, this Aaron Lampe, he’ll show
That he’s kind’a gay
This Aaron Lampe, I know
knows just what to say
But Aaron Lampe
Eats a pie a day!
He eats a pie a day!

And he drinks all day
He fuck’n drinks all day
And he drinks all day

Look in his eyes and you may see beef
He’s a great host in his evening wear
If he’s goon’n he’ll be croon’n
A metal soul of sage and beer
That won’t clean his mess at all
He’s got pumpkin on the walls!

He’s a fat guy with two faces
depending on how his guts have gone
If you’ve a passion for pa-ta-tas
He might be the one to call

An Aaron Lampe, I know
He eats a pie a day,
Yeah, this Aaron Lampe, he’ll show
That he’s kind’a gay
Yes Aaron Lampe, knows just what to say