Girlhood is wearing a pad bc you are constantly anxious about your first period.
Womanhood is wearing a pad today bc you have a bad feeling about your IBS and do not want to shit your pants while running errands.

the catholic conservative boys on dating apps love to say they are hard working, stable, and reliable.
which is funny bc I've never met a man that could be that.

the male loneliness epidemic doesn't exist when y'all choose to put "conservative" and belittle women in your dating profiles. in this economy?! no amount of dog pics will make up for that

playing danger zone while attempting a tom cruise stunt *driving up an Akron hill that hasn't been plowed from the winter storm so I can get to my job that doesn't pay enough*

I may be an adult, but I still need supervision in 2 places: guitar center and pet shelters

I'm literally so funny and cute on tinder AND message first and I still get ghosted

I have a pick to bone

It's wild that as a chronically ill person, I was told to "save my sick days for when I need them"

If you think black rap is violent, you should hear what white people and cops have been doing to black people the last 500 years

I was created to eat good food, nap, take care of nature, and love women.

I had TWO girls flirt with me tonight pretty solidly and I...

Don't think you know anything until you've worked out so hard you barely had the strength to hold your bladder and had to dry your pants with a public restroom hand dryer

convinced 11-14 year olds are the strongest warriors bc wdym they have responsibilities on top of their body going through terrifying metamorphosis and having no coping skills or context to what is happening. their brain is only amygdala. of course they either sleep, eat, or inspire chaos.

One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.

as an autistic, disabled person, I've used Amazon to help getting supplies more accessible.
I just cancelled my membership.
I'm not willingly participating in a fascist society.