Melissa Marchionna
immelissa.bsky.social
Melissa Marchionna
@immelissa.bsky.social
Dogs, improv and trash reality TV are my entire personality.

Collector of exercise equipment.
Is there a voice filter that makes every announcer at a Little League park sound identical?
April 25, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Confession: I actually feel a little guilty that I’ve been calling these “Doc Martens,” instead of by the appropriate honorific *Dr.* Martens.
March 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
This comes 24 hours after I spent $107 on products to make my hair look chic and polished.

Just your friendly, elder millennial checking in to say “you’re welcome.”
The Messy Bun Is Back, So Ditch That Slicked-Back Updo
The sleek, slicked-back bun is out, and people are replacing it with the decidedly more chill messy bun. Here's how to nail the effortless look.
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January 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Reposted by Melissa Marchionna
It's true though... 🤭
January 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
After working in professional sports for 15 years and talking about sports all day, every day, I really love that the only time my fiancé brings up sports is when he’s planning his “Supreme Game” party.
January 28, 2025 at 4:23 AM