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“Is there anything I can do? What if I radioed Persephone instead of your mom?” Joel is looking over Violet with a lot of concern in his features.
“Please let me radio Persephone at least kiddo, if you don’t want her telling anyone I promise you that she will not tell a soul.”
“Please let me radio Persephone at least kiddo, if you don’t want her telling anyone I promise you that she will not tell a soul.”
November 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
“Is there anything I can do? What if I radioed Persephone instead of your mom?” Joel is looking over Violet with a lot of concern in his features.
“Please let me radio Persephone at least kiddo, if you don’t want her telling anyone I promise you that she will not tell a soul.”
“Please let me radio Persephone at least kiddo, if you don’t want her telling anyone I promise you that she will not tell a soul.”
“This movie is great, really great. I would definitely watch it again. Can we watch it again? Oh, wait! I’ll be right back.”
Joel disappears for a few minutes and then returns dressed up as Elphaba and he even does a twirl “Tada! I feel so beautiful. Do I look beautiful, Stephanie?”
Joel disappears for a few minutes and then returns dressed up as Elphaba and he even does a twirl “Tada! I feel so beautiful. Do I look beautiful, Stephanie?”
November 28, 2025 at 9:10 PM
“This movie is great, really great. I would definitely watch it again. Can we watch it again? Oh, wait! I’ll be right back.”
Joel disappears for a few minutes and then returns dressed up as Elphaba and he even does a twirl “Tada! I feel so beautiful. Do I look beautiful, Stephanie?”
Joel disappears for a few minutes and then returns dressed up as Elphaba and he even does a twirl “Tada! I feel so beautiful. Do I look beautiful, Stephanie?”
“We will let them decide Darling, that is perfectly okay with me.” Joel presses a kiss on Persephone’s forehead and then smiles.
“Why don’t we sit them all down tonight, Abby included because this will affect her too. How do you feel about us doing that darling?”
“Why don’t we sit them all down tonight, Abby included because this will affect her too. How do you feel about us doing that darling?”
November 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
“We will let them decide Darling, that is perfectly okay with me.” Joel presses a kiss on Persephone’s forehead and then smiles.
“Why don’t we sit them all down tonight, Abby included because this will affect her too. How do you feel about us doing that darling?”
“Why don’t we sit them all down tonight, Abby included because this will affect her too. How do you feel about us doing that darling?”
Joel laughs softly and then nods his head because he can feel the equal glare from Sarah and Persephone, though Joel does smile.
“I can see what you both are doing and it is working. Okay, fine. I am now convinced to have cake with you both but tbd custard has to be hot.”
“I can see what you both are doing and it is working. Okay, fine. I am now convinced to have cake with you both but tbd custard has to be hot.”
November 28, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Joel laughs softly and then nods his head because he can feel the equal glare from Sarah and Persephone, though Joel does smile.
“I can see what you both are doing and it is working. Okay, fine. I am now convinced to have cake with you both but tbd custard has to be hot.”
“I can see what you both are doing and it is working. Okay, fine. I am now convinced to have cake with you both but tbd custard has to be hot.”
“You don’t have to sweetie, nobody is ever going to make you call him grandpa, not on mommy and daddy’s watch. He’s dead now, likely became one of the monsters.”
Joel is now looking at Cascina “But not all the monsters out there were bad people, some of them were just scared or sad and afraid.”
Joel is now looking at Cascina “But not all the monsters out there were bad people, some of them were just scared or sad and afraid.”
November 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
“You don’t have to sweetie, nobody is ever going to make you call him grandpa, not on mommy and daddy’s watch. He’s dead now, likely became one of the monsters.”
Joel is now looking at Cascina “But not all the monsters out there were bad people, some of them were just scared or sad and afraid.”
Joel is now looking at Cascina “But not all the monsters out there were bad people, some of them were just scared or sad and afraid.”
“They are, don’t worry Darling I made sure that they will take good care of Ellie and Cascina if you wanted to send Cascina, because I don’t think it is completely necessary.”
Joel pressed a kiss on Persephone’s forehead and gently caresses Persephone’s bump trying to calm the little one inside.
Joel pressed a kiss on Persephone’s forehead and gently caresses Persephone’s bump trying to calm the little one inside.
November 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM
“They are, don’t worry Darling I made sure that they will take good care of Ellie and Cascina if you wanted to send Cascina, because I don’t think it is completely necessary.”
Joel pressed a kiss on Persephone’s forehead and gently caresses Persephone’s bump trying to calm the little one inside.
Joel pressed a kiss on Persephone’s forehead and gently caresses Persephone’s bump trying to calm the little one inside.
Joel is gently tapping Cascina’s back knowing it’ll calm her down and eventually nods his head again but also smiles small at Cascina
“Grandpa had monsters and sometimes he did some cruel things to Uncle Tommy and daddy but he did pay for it in the end because neither of us said goodbye to him.”
“Grandpa had monsters and sometimes he did some cruel things to Uncle Tommy and daddy but he did pay for it in the end because neither of us said goodbye to him.”
November 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Joel is gently tapping Cascina’s back knowing it’ll calm her down and eventually nods his head again but also smiles small at Cascina
“Grandpa had monsters and sometimes he did some cruel things to Uncle Tommy and daddy but he did pay for it in the end because neither of us said goodbye to him.”
“Grandpa had monsters and sometimes he did some cruel things to Uncle Tommy and daddy but he did pay for it in the end because neither of us said goodbye to him.”
Joel sighs and shakes his head because he can’t believe he is actually agreeing to it. Joel then looks between them both in the rearview.
“Fine! You both can have some cake but I am not having any because I really don’t want to get fat, then I’ll be unattractive and we can’t have that.”
“Fine! You both can have some cake but I am not having any because I really don’t want to get fat, then I’ll be unattractive and we can’t have that.”
November 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Joel sighs and shakes his head because he can’t believe he is actually agreeing to it. Joel then looks between them both in the rearview.
“Fine! You both can have some cake but I am not having any because I really don’t want to get fat, then I’ll be unattractive and we can’t have that.”
“Fine! You both can have some cake but I am not having any because I really don’t want to get fat, then I’ll be unattractive and we can’t have that.”
Joel isn’t stupid, or blind. He can see this is more than just a small headache and now his eyebrows furrow. Joel also gently picks up Violet.
“Here, let me kiddo. I also think I should radio your mom, explain what happened. She might want to check you over. Where else does it hurt, kiddo?”
“Here, let me kiddo. I also think I should radio your mom, explain what happened. She might want to check you over. Where else does it hurt, kiddo?”
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Joel isn’t stupid, or blind. He can see this is more than just a small headache and now his eyebrows furrow. Joel also gently picks up Violet.
“Here, let me kiddo. I also think I should radio your mom, explain what happened. She might want to check you over. Where else does it hurt, kiddo?”
“Here, let me kiddo. I also think I should radio your mom, explain what happened. She might want to check you over. Where else does it hurt, kiddo?”
Joel is slowly blinking at that news because it is a lot to take in but Joel does smile at Stephanie, feeling really proud that she can be considerate.
“I do, it’s really good, a little confusing but I feel like that is because I still have to see things that’ll make it more understandable.”
“I do, it’s really good, a little confusing but I feel like that is because I still have to see things that’ll make it more understandable.”
November 26, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Joel is slowly blinking at that news because it is a lot to take in but Joel does smile at Stephanie, feeling really proud that she can be considerate.
“I do, it’s really good, a little confusing but I feel like that is because I still have to see things that’ll make it more understandable.”
“I do, it’s really good, a little confusing but I feel like that is because I still have to see things that’ll make it more understandable.”
“It doesn’t make you a bad mom. I noticed that Abby is in need of one, that’s why I spoke to Maria and they have a club on at the school three times a week for a couple of hours.”
Joel caresses Persephone’s hair “I am thinking we can drop Ellie off there for a couple hours. What do you think?”
Joel caresses Persephone’s hair “I am thinking we can drop Ellie off there for a couple hours. What do you think?”
November 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
“It doesn’t make you a bad mom. I noticed that Abby is in need of one, that’s why I spoke to Maria and they have a club on at the school three times a week for a couple of hours.”
Joel caresses Persephone’s hair “I am thinking we can drop Ellie off there for a couple hours. What do you think?”
Joel caresses Persephone’s hair “I am thinking we can drop Ellie off there for a couple hours. What do you think?”
Joel looks at Persephone then back at Cascina, before smiling warmly and nods his head at Cascina in response to her question.
“Yes, sweetie, they did but they didn’t come back as a monster because they luckily got to sleep peacefully before the monsters happened to some people.”
“Yes, sweetie, they did but they didn’t come back as a monster because they luckily got to sleep peacefully before the monsters happened to some people.”
November 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Joel looks at Persephone then back at Cascina, before smiling warmly and nods his head at Cascina in response to her question.
“Yes, sweetie, they did but they didn’t come back as a monster because they luckily got to sleep peacefully before the monsters happened to some people.”
“Yes, sweetie, they did but they didn’t come back as a monster because they luckily got to sleep peacefully before the monsters happened to some people.”
“No, no absolutely not. We can’t have a McDonald’s dinner and a dessert, it’s way too much.” Joel luckily completely missed their little planning scheme.
“We are going to have a movie and snacks when we get home, too. I don’t think you can eat that much food, even I couldn’t do that.”
“We are going to have a movie and snacks when we get home, too. I don’t think you can eat that much food, even I couldn’t do that.”
November 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
“No, no absolutely not. We can’t have a McDonald’s dinner and a dessert, it’s way too much.” Joel luckily completely missed their little planning scheme.
“We are going to have a movie and snacks when we get home, too. I don’t think you can eat that much food, even I couldn’t do that.”
“We are going to have a movie and snacks when we get home, too. I don’t think you can eat that much food, even I couldn’t do that.”
Joel is looking over his body and smiles “I didn’t feel a thing but I do feel like I have so much more energy, this is incredible.”
Joel smiles and picks up his niece before he carefully spins Violet and then he gently puts her down “I always knew that you could do it kiddo! You are incredible.”
Joel smiles and picks up his niece before he carefully spins Violet and then he gently puts her down “I always knew that you could do it kiddo! You are incredible.”
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Joel is looking over his body and smiles “I didn’t feel a thing but I do feel like I have so much more energy, this is incredible.”
Joel smiles and picks up his niece before he carefully spins Violet and then he gently puts her down “I always knew that you could do it kiddo! You are incredible.”
Joel smiles and picks up his niece before he carefully spins Violet and then he gently puts her down “I always knew that you could do it kiddo! You are incredible.”
“I would strongly agree with Tommy, that you and this Glinda character looks a lot a like, it’s also cute that she is your favourite. Who is the green character?”
Joel is really locked into the movie knowing that it is important for Stephanie “I am bad at musical but I am trying to be better.”
Joel is really locked into the movie knowing that it is important for Stephanie “I am bad at musical but I am trying to be better.”
November 23, 2025 at 3:02 PM
“I would strongly agree with Tommy, that you and this Glinda character looks a lot a like, it’s also cute that she is your favourite. Who is the green character?”
Joel is really locked into the movie knowing that it is important for Stephanie “I am bad at musical but I am trying to be better.”
Joel is really locked into the movie knowing that it is important for Stephanie “I am bad at musical but I am trying to be better.”
“She would. She will be excited about her Aunt Kate staying here for a while, it’ll be good for Ellie.” Joel is caressing Persephone’s hair and is also softly humming after the kiss.
“I think it’ll be really good for you too, Darling. I know Kate can handle Ellie for you if she gets too much.”
“I think it’ll be really good for you too, Darling. I know Kate can handle Ellie for you if she gets too much.”
November 23, 2025 at 1:51 PM
“She would. She will be excited about her Aunt Kate staying here for a while, it’ll be good for Ellie.” Joel is caressing Persephone’s hair and is also softly humming after the kiss.
“I think it’ll be really good for you too, Darling. I know Kate can handle Ellie for you if she gets too much.”
“I think it’ll be really good for you too, Darling. I know Kate can handle Ellie for you if she gets too much.”
“You can, though I still feel for all those who lost their life on the day of the outbreak.” Joel exhales softly and then smiles at Persephone and Cascina.
“After all, being human means that we will never be perfect and they didn’t deserve to die knowing they’ll come back as a monster.”
“After all, being human means that we will never be perfect and they didn’t deserve to die knowing they’ll come back as a monster.”
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
“You can, though I still feel for all those who lost their life on the day of the outbreak.” Joel exhales softly and then smiles at Persephone and Cascina.
“After all, being human means that we will never be perfect and they didn’t deserve to die knowing they’ll come back as a monster.”
“After all, being human means that we will never be perfect and they didn’t deserve to die knowing they’ll come back as a monster.”
Joel turns his head from the road to Persephone from the road for a split second before looking back at the road and sighs softly.
“Okay! Okay, fine. We can get McDonald’s tonight but we are also getting a couple of their salads so that we are at least having some sort of healthy food item.”
“Okay! Okay, fine. We can get McDonald’s tonight but we are also getting a couple of their salads so that we are at least having some sort of healthy food item.”
November 23, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Joel turns his head from the road to Persephone from the road for a split second before looking back at the road and sighs softly.
“Okay! Okay, fine. We can get McDonald’s tonight but we are also getting a couple of their salads so that we are at least having some sort of healthy food item.”
“Okay! Okay, fine. We can get McDonald’s tonight but we are also getting a couple of their salads so that we are at least having some sort of healthy food item.”
“You can do this.” Joel reassures Violet one last time knowing that she could use just a little more reassurance and then Joel stands still so he doesn’t deflect the spell somehow.
“I’ll be right here to support you kiddo, but you don’t need it because you are amazing and I know you can do this.”
“I’ll be right here to support you kiddo, but you don’t need it because you are amazing and I know you can do this.”
November 22, 2025 at 11:23 AM
“You can do this.” Joel reassures Violet one last time knowing that she could use just a little more reassurance and then Joel stands still so he doesn’t deflect the spell somehow.
“I’ll be right here to support you kiddo, but you don’t need it because you are amazing and I know you can do this.”
“I’ll be right here to support you kiddo, but you don’t need it because you are amazing and I know you can do this.”
Joel nods his head and slowly sits down on the couch beside Stephanie and then he smiles at Stephanie before exhaling.
“I really don’t know anything about musicals, apart from the basic knowledge but maybe you would like to teach me how musicals really work as we go along? Would you like to?”
“I really don’t know anything about musicals, apart from the basic knowledge but maybe you would like to teach me how musicals really work as we go along? Would you like to?”
November 22, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Joel nods his head and slowly sits down on the couch beside Stephanie and then he smiles at Stephanie before exhaling.
“I really don’t know anything about musicals, apart from the basic knowledge but maybe you would like to teach me how musicals really work as we go along? Would you like to?”
“I really don’t know anything about musicals, apart from the basic knowledge but maybe you would like to teach me how musicals really work as we go along? Would you like to?”
“You should invite your sister and sister-in-law over. We haven’t all spent a Christmas together yet and I might sound crazy but I think it is time.”
Joel then looks at Persephone “I understand that you get frustrated with my constant need to protect you. I do and I am trying to do better.”
Joel then looks at Persephone “I understand that you get frustrated with my constant need to protect you. I do and I am trying to do better.”
November 22, 2025 at 11:09 AM
“You should invite your sister and sister-in-law over. We haven’t all spent a Christmas together yet and I might sound crazy but I think it is time.”
Joel then looks at Persephone “I understand that you get frustrated with my constant need to protect you. I do and I am trying to do better.”
Joel then looks at Persephone “I understand that you get frustrated with my constant need to protect you. I do and I am trying to do better.”
Joel laughs softly and looks at Cascina and Persephone then he just sighs in happiness watching over two of his three girls.
“I still can’t believe that I am so lucky. I have a beautiful wife, amazing children, brother, sister in law, daughter in law and nieces and nephews. I’m a lucky guy.”
“I still can’t believe that I am so lucky. I have a beautiful wife, amazing children, brother, sister in law, daughter in law and nieces and nephews. I’m a lucky guy.”
November 22, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Joel laughs softly and looks at Cascina and Persephone then he just sighs in happiness watching over two of his three girls.
“I still can’t believe that I am so lucky. I have a beautiful wife, amazing children, brother, sister in law, daughter in law and nieces and nephews. I’m a lucky guy.”
“I still can’t believe that I am so lucky. I have a beautiful wife, amazing children, brother, sister in law, daughter in law and nieces and nephews. I’m a lucky guy.”
Sarah let up instantly and nods her head before whispering “That would be awesome but dad never lets me have McDonald’s he insists on making one at home.”
Sarah looks to see her dad still distracted with driving “His cooking sucks! I always have to pretend that it is amazing, it’s really not.”
Sarah looks to see her dad still distracted with driving “His cooking sucks! I always have to pretend that it is amazing, it’s really not.”
November 22, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Sarah let up instantly and nods her head before whispering “That would be awesome but dad never lets me have McDonald’s he insists on making one at home.”
Sarah looks to see her dad still distracted with driving “His cooking sucks! I always have to pretend that it is amazing, it’s really not.”
Sarah looks to see her dad still distracted with driving “His cooking sucks! I always have to pretend that it is amazing, it’s really not.”
Joel gently squeezes his niece’s hand, focusing on calming her down before he would answer her question about her Aunt Persephone.
“When you are ready to ask her kiddo we can. She’s upstairs taking a rest right now but don’t worry about that because she’ll always have time for her family.”
“When you are ready to ask her kiddo we can. She’s upstairs taking a rest right now but don’t worry about that because she’ll always have time for her family.”
November 20, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Joel gently squeezes his niece’s hand, focusing on calming her down before he would answer her question about her Aunt Persephone.
“When you are ready to ask her kiddo we can. She’s upstairs taking a rest right now but don’t worry about that because she’ll always have time for her family.”
“When you are ready to ask her kiddo we can. She’s upstairs taking a rest right now but don’t worry about that because she’ll always have time for her family.”
“It is mean, nobody should ever target anyone for being better at somethings than they are.” Joel is still rubbing Stephanie’s back doing his best to comfort her.
“I can talk with the bully, give them a warning about leaving you alone if you want me too. You also did the right thing telling me.”
“I can talk with the bully, give them a warning about leaving you alone if you want me too. You also did the right thing telling me.”
November 20, 2025 at 11:51 PM
“It is mean, nobody should ever target anyone for being better at somethings than they are.” Joel is still rubbing Stephanie’s back doing his best to comfort her.
“I can talk with the bully, give them a warning about leaving you alone if you want me too. You also did the right thing telling me.”
“I can talk with the bully, give them a warning about leaving you alone if you want me too. You also did the right thing telling me.”