An underappreciated fact of the ICE invasion of MN: I no longer know if I'm watching an old Japanese Godzilla movie or a video clip of a protester in a t-rex costume being shelled by the US government.

Anybody else think we just watched seal team six take out an American citizen mid-speech?

If you run a schematic-heavy episode of Star Trek but replace the schematics of the enterprise or whatever with the schematics of a Saturn V or whatever, you will soon have an army of dedicated nerds working for free to optimize your design.

Crowdfunded knowledge!

Wish I could be an indoor human. Outdoor cats are bad for birds, you know what else is bad for birds? Tailpipe emissions. So let me sit at home and work from home and not leave home.

Anybody else read up on the millennium challenge recently? Feels relevant.

Ulpt: if you oversleep your alarm and show up an hour and a half late to work, wear a mask.

Not sure if calling my (MAGA) congressman to ask if they were still my representative or if Musk was put me on a list.

We should defund 3pm and give tax breaks to 3am.

Ask your veterinarian if ozempic is right for your pet leopard!

(I went shopping)

What percentage of the German population died in WWII?

Asking for a friend.

The purpose of war is to consume resources and the fruits of production without meaningfully increasing the standard of living.

Five years ago, I bought a car for 10,000$. Elon musk is worth 400B. That's 40 million of my car.

But there are not 40 million of my car. Total sales add up to...2, maybe 3 mil.

That's the dirty secret of money. It's not real. Elon musk can only buy 40 million of my car on paper. Not in reality.

Capitalism needs more people, we all agree. The question of right vs. left is how much respect we owe to the shriveled remains once The Economy is done.

Whenever the news reports something bad happening, they seem to always start with the victim's job and reproductive status.

That way, we can tell their perceived social and economic value at a glance.

The difference between litter tossed in the street and pollution spewing out of a smokestack is simply one of scale.

And,more often than not, class.

Sister's cat chirps in the distance. My cat gets off the bed and wanders off. The specific *thunk* of a cat-sized body slam echoes throughout the house. Another chirp is heard. Moments later, my cat climbs back onto the bed.

Ah, holidays!

Everyone believes in bricks when they hit them in the face. The trick is to believe in bricks before they hit you in the face, so that you can avoid them hitting you in the face.

I remember one time I mixed the pasta and antipasta too quickly and had to eject the core

TIL Walmart now locks up condoms. This seems like an incredibly stupid idea.