She just invented a whole new dialect of fascist word salad. When someone dodges this hard on ‘Can we deport people for opinions?’ you should be worrying about what they’re planning, not what they’re saying.

Except a screaming toddler eventually learns empathy.

Imagine failing upward so hard you end up Attorney General of propaganda.

Foreign cash hits the Trump ledger and the DOJ goes full mime. Crypto’s just the getaway car. The real crime is how quiet everyone’s gotten.

There’s sociopathic, there’s narcissistic, and then there’s “the Pope died so I AI-generated myself as his celestial heir” tier insanity. He saw the vestments and whispered, “My ascension begins.”

Confirmation hearings under this regime are just auditions for the gaslight Olympics. Lie big, lie bold, and smile while you piss on the Constitution.

This is like appointing Dracula to head up blood bank security. That is, if Dracula also thought blood was fake, accused the Red Cross of treason, and kept accidentally setting the building on fire.

The current system protects power at all costs. A new one has to protect people. That starts with stripping immunity from those who used their office like a weapon and thought “international law” was for other countries. Face the music. If we want global trust back, we need global consequences.

It’s not law and order, it’s state-sanctioned paranoia weaponized against dissent. The goal was never safety, it’s silence. And if history’s any guide, the roundups start with dissidents and end with everyone else.

Kristi Noem is like if an algorithm tried to simulate human behavior but trained exclusively on Fox News ads and The Purge trailers. She can smile, pose, and walk like a person—but the second she opens her mouth, it’s like a malfunctioning Stepford bot reciting war crimes with a pageant grin.

The fact that he’s talking about fertilization like he’s pitching Miracle-Gro at a county fair is why he should’ve been muzzled in 2016. This is what happens when a man who’s never satisfied a woman in his life thinks he’s entitled to legislate her body.

Say it louder for the war crimes tribunal in the back. She cozied up to Assad, parroted Russian propaganda, and now floats around right-wing media like a peace-washed psyop. “Anti-war” doesn’t mean pro-dictator. Lock her up indeed.

We let them run unchecked for decades. Now every other channel is “fake news” unless it comes with a blonde bob and a flag pin. They don’t want to compete with the truth anymore, they just want to replace it. One Fox-brained viewer at a time.

The same people who scream about security leaks can’t even secure their Gmail. Truly the best and brightest fascists.

The New Deal built a safety net. These guys want to turn it into a private equity fire sale. We’re not letting a tax-dodging Tesla salesman and a wannabe dictator dismantle the last good things this country managed to get right.