Simon
@impatient-wombat.bsky.social
Just another middle aged bloke in Naarm, total lefty who likes riding bicycles and indoor plants.
Currently watching a show with Americans discussing Bunyips and like they might have actually been real.
No.
Bunyips were simply how kids were taught to be safe around water in places further south where there were no Crocodiles.
No.
Bunyips were simply how kids were taught to be safe around water in places further south where there were no Crocodiles.
May 9, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Currently watching a show with Americans discussing Bunyips and like they might have actually been real.
No.
Bunyips were simply how kids were taught to be safe around water in places further south where there were no Crocodiles.
No.
Bunyips were simply how kids were taught to be safe around water in places further south where there were no Crocodiles.
South Australians with drinking problems will understand.
April 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
South Australians with drinking problems will understand.
March 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
There is an obvious cock & balls Easter Egg as part of the envelope closing mechanism. #Severance
March 24, 2025 at 12:57 PM
There is an obvious cock & balls Easter Egg as part of the envelope closing mechanism. #Severance
Given Dichen Lachmann grew up in South Australia, it’s nice to see Radelaide get a shout-out!
#Severance #ColdHarbour
#Severance #ColdHarbour
March 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Given Dichen Lachmann grew up in South Australia, it’s nice to see Radelaide get a shout-out!
#Severance #ColdHarbour
#Severance #ColdHarbour
I really hope any aggressors who plan on firing missiles at the USA label their weapon system “Golden Shower”
February 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I really hope any aggressors who plan on firing missiles at the USA label their weapon system “Golden Shower”
February 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
January 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Pretty sure I know what happens next.
January 14, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Pretty sure I know what happens next.
Palate cleanse. Waving off a 4 way formation skydiving team & deploying a parachute in the 90’s.
youtu.be/ywxxYCXr_mU?...
youtu.be/ywxxYCXr_mU?...
Appropriate 4 way break off signals & protocol in the 90’s.
YouTube video by Simon Brown
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January 11, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Palate cleanse. Waving off a 4 way formation skydiving team & deploying a parachute in the 90’s.
youtu.be/ywxxYCXr_mU?...
youtu.be/ywxxYCXr_mU?...
If falling off a mountain bike at speed downhill, become like Rain, let your atoms merely flow down the trail.
#FracturedCollarBonesHurt
#mtb
#FracturedCollarBonesHurt
#mtb
January 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
If falling off a mountain bike at speed downhill, become like Rain, let your atoms merely flow down the trail.
#FracturedCollarBonesHurt
#mtb
#FracturedCollarBonesHurt
#mtb
There is always a party going on in my head, I cannot tell you how stoked I am to have VIP entry, after all, queuing is something the British do.
January 9, 2025 at 9:57 AM
There is always a party going on in my head, I cannot tell you how stoked I am to have VIP entry, after all, queuing is something the British do.
Christmas Day, Melbourne Australia. 23C, Nil wind, and because no-one is driving, blue skies.
Merry Xmas!
Merry Xmas!
December 25, 2024 at 1:35 AM
Christmas Day, Melbourne Australia. 23C, Nil wind, and because no-one is driving, blue skies.
Merry Xmas!
Merry Xmas!
The PS5 Controller’s left stick got twitchy.
Walking into the room the Son asks “ Why are you performing CPR on a Controller?
The things we do to avoid stick drift.
Walking into the room the Son asks “ Why are you performing CPR on a Controller?
The things we do to avoid stick drift.
December 24, 2024 at 11:38 AM
The PS5 Controller’s left stick got twitchy.
Walking into the room the Son asks “ Why are you performing CPR on a Controller?
The things we do to avoid stick drift.
Walking into the room the Son asks “ Why are you performing CPR on a Controller?
The things we do to avoid stick drift.
That isn’t why they’re losing money.
Drinking one’s own urine, even after eating asparagus, is more popular than Starbuck’s here.
Drinking one’s own urine, even after eating asparagus, is more popular than Starbuck’s here.
December 11, 2024 at 3:07 AM
That isn’t why they’re losing money.
Drinking one’s own urine, even after eating asparagus, is more popular than Starbuck’s here.
Drinking one’s own urine, even after eating asparagus, is more popular than Starbuck’s here.
11:50pm Southern Cross station platform #1
December 6, 2024 at 12:51 PM
11:50pm Southern Cross station platform #1
Series 2 of Silo spoiler alert:
December 6, 2024 at 3:10 AM
Series 2 of Silo spoiler alert:
November 28, 2024 at 10:00 AM
Reposted by Simon
To access the RAF Luton website please complete the captcha link attached
November 24, 2024 at 10:31 AM
To access the RAF Luton website please complete the captcha link attached
www.netflix.com/us/title/811...
Whilst this has amazing cinematography & is narrated by Obama, it’s hard to avoid occasionally imagining this if Trump narrated it instead:
“The Whales, they’re eating the fish, they’re eating the plankton…”
Whilst this has amazing cinematography & is narrated by Obama, it’s hard to avoid occasionally imagining this if Trump narrated it instead:
“The Whales, they’re eating the fish, they’re eating the plankton…”
Watch Our Oceans | Netflix Official Site
Discover the stories beneath the surface of the water in this stunning nature documentary series, which explores each of the Earth's five oceans.
www.netflix.com
November 21, 2024 at 1:14 PM
www.netflix.com/us/title/811...
Whilst this has amazing cinematography & is narrated by Obama, it’s hard to avoid occasionally imagining this if Trump narrated it instead:
“The Whales, they’re eating the fish, they’re eating the plankton…”
Whilst this has amazing cinematography & is narrated by Obama, it’s hard to avoid occasionally imagining this if Trump narrated it instead:
“The Whales, they’re eating the fish, they’re eating the plankton…”
Nothing like a Pearl Jam concert to soothe the Soul.
November 18, 2024 at 12:09 PM
Nothing like a Pearl Jam concert to soothe the Soul.
So it was revealed in a Congressional hearing that Aliens are real, we’re collecting their crashed ships yet no-one batted an eyelid .
November 16, 2024 at 9:14 AM
So it was revealed in a Congressional hearing that Aliens are real, we’re collecting their crashed ships yet no-one batted an eyelid .