Paul
@impaul.bsky.social
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🌍 50 Countries and counting.
Also on Insta @PaulHarding150
🌍 50 Countries and counting.
Also on Insta @PaulHarding150
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Paul
@impaul.bsky.social
· Sep 29
I have absolutely no idea what I’m doing.
On Bluesky.
Or with life.
On Bluesky.
Or with life.
Good news for the govt. I’ve paid my tax bill. They’re now free to spend spend spend. I’m expecting tangible increases in public spending in the new year.
December 23, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Good news for the govt. I’ve paid my tax bill. They’re now free to spend spend spend. I’m expecting tangible increases in public spending in the new year.
I need to be in a pub in three hours
a man is holding a microphone in front of a crowd and says " well it 's groundhog day ... again "
ALT: a man is holding a microphone in front of a crowd and says " well it 's groundhog day ... again "
media.tenor.com
December 21, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I need to be in a pub in three hours
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Just handed my notice in. 🧘
Boss was very understanding and happy for me (I’ve basically got a promotion) but equally a bit pissed off about starting a recruitment process.
Merry Christmas to one and all 😛
Boss was very understanding and happy for me (I’ve basically got a promotion) but equally a bit pissed off about starting a recruitment process.
Merry Christmas to one and all 😛
December 19, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Just handed my notice in. 🧘
Boss was very understanding and happy for me (I’ve basically got a promotion) but equally a bit pissed off about starting a recruitment process.
Merry Christmas to one and all 😛
Boss was very understanding and happy for me (I’ve basically got a promotion) but equally a bit pissed off about starting a recruitment process.
Merry Christmas to one and all 😛
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BBC News going on about 9% inflation in the price of sprouts.
Just don't buy those devil vegetables: then you won't have to worry about the price or the fact they're horrible.
Just don't buy those devil vegetables: then you won't have to worry about the price or the fact they're horrible.
December 19, 2025 at 7:39 AM
BBC News going on about 9% inflation in the price of sprouts.
Just don't buy those devil vegetables: then you won't have to worry about the price or the fact they're horrible.
Just don't buy those devil vegetables: then you won't have to worry about the price or the fact they're horrible.
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A reminder that Nigel Farage has pocketed more than £400,000 this year from GB News.
No wonder Farage is cheering Trump on in his attacks on the BBC.
No wonder Farage is cheering Trump on in his attacks on the BBC.
December 17, 2025 at 10:00 AM
A reminder that Nigel Farage has pocketed more than £400,000 this year from GB News.
No wonder Farage is cheering Trump on in his attacks on the BBC.
No wonder Farage is cheering Trump on in his attacks on the BBC.
Wait what?
I thought the thing was rigged to constantly pay out 8.
I thought the thing was rigged to constantly pay out 8.
December 9, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Wait what?
I thought the thing was rigged to constantly pay out 8.
I thought the thing was rigged to constantly pay out 8.
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My current online irritation food/recipie sites that insist on telling me a story, I’m not interested. Tell me what I need to buy then what do do with it.
I don’t care if you once tasted amazing tomatoes with your grandmother in Sardinia, cut to the chase and get on with it.
I don’t care if you once tasted amazing tomatoes with your grandmother in Sardinia, cut to the chase and get on with it.
December 2, 2025 at 11:55 AM
My current online irritation food/recipie sites that insist on telling me a story, I’m not interested. Tell me what I need to buy then what do do with it.
I don’t care if you once tasted amazing tomatoes with your grandmother in Sardinia, cut to the chase and get on with it.
I don’t care if you once tasted amazing tomatoes with your grandmother in Sardinia, cut to the chase and get on with it.
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Muscular Christianity.
“Wear some headphones, kid. And put your shoes back on”
“Wear some headphones, kid. And put your shoes back on”
November 29, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Muscular Christianity.
“Wear some headphones, kid. And put your shoes back on”
“Wear some headphones, kid. And put your shoes back on”
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Truly we have reached peak ‘give us your reckon’.
Call in with your reckon as to whether maintenance works on the railway network are necessary.
Call in with your reckon as to whether maintenance works on the railway network are necessary.
November 18, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Truly we have reached peak ‘give us your reckon’.
Call in with your reckon as to whether maintenance works on the railway network are necessary.
Call in with your reckon as to whether maintenance works on the railway network are necessary.
I need to know what happened
November 17, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I need to know what happened
Inflation is out of control.
November 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Inflation is out of control.
Well thank fuck for that. #WalesJapan
November 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Well thank fuck for that. #WalesJapan
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Useless roles should never have existed to start with
Useless roles should never have existed to start with
Police and crime commissioner roles to be abolished
Police and crime commissioner roles to be abolished
Police and crime commissioner roles will be abolished, the policing minister has announced.
news.sky.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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Useless roles should never have existed to start with
Useless roles should never have existed to start with
🧑🍳 💋
Mike Graham sacked from TalkTV after ‘failure’ to assist inquiry into racist post
Mike Graham sacked from TalkTV after ‘failure’ to assist inquiry into racist post
Broadcaster suspended presenter last month over Facebook post he said happened after account was hacked
The presenter Mike Graham has been dismissed from Rupert Murdoch’s digital channel TalkTV, after the company said he had failed to cooperate with an investigation into a racist post that appeared on one of his social media accounts.
Graham, 65, was suspended by the broadcaster, owned by Murdoch’s News UK, after concerns were raised about the message, which was posted on his Facebook account last month. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM
🧑🍳 💋
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Hope we’re all looking forward to Liz Truss’ annual outing as a former PM
a woman in a purple shirt is talking on a talk tv show
ALT: a woman in a purple shirt is talking on a talk tv show
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2024 at 9:52 AM
Hope we’re all looking forward to Liz Truss’ annual outing as a former PM
Spam telegram messages are becoming incredibly tiresome.
Why do I have to pay for a premium account to stop non contacts from messaging me?
Why do I have to pay for a premium account to stop non contacts from messaging me?
November 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Spam telegram messages are becoming incredibly tiresome.
Why do I have to pay for a premium account to stop non contacts from messaging me?
Why do I have to pay for a premium account to stop non contacts from messaging me?
Oh joy. Another work meeting I don’t need to be in.
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Oh joy. Another work meeting I don’t need to be in.
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If you don’t laugh you’ll cry.
October 31, 2025 at 5:04 PM
If you don’t laugh you’ll cry.