Impeccable Taste
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Goodness, what an impeccable taste!
I like watching movies, petting dogs and praising Satan. I also like talking about those things. Welcome to the most self indulging blog in existence!
https://impeccable-taste.com
I like watching movies, petting dogs and praising Satan. I also like talking about those things. Welcome to the most self indulging blog in existence!
https://impeccable-taste.com
At some point I almost got some security cameras at home, then I realized that instead of getting any cool ghost footage i'd only get a guy watching movies, so, uhm.
Anyway, here's a movie about a creepy landlord perving on a couple, "13 Cameras"!
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Anyway, here's a movie about a creepy landlord perving on a couple, "13 Cameras"!
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13 Cameras (2016)
Huh, is it me or does it smell like a hidden camera?
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December 29, 2025 at 9:49 AM
At some point I almost got some security cameras at home, then I realized that instead of getting any cool ghost footage i'd only get a guy watching movies, so, uhm.
Anyway, here's a movie about a creepy landlord perving on a couple, "13 Cameras"!
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Anyway, here's a movie about a creepy landlord perving on a couple, "13 Cameras"!
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A body washes up and it looks like a melted trash bag that's full of teeth and random bits of people/raccoons/corn. Our plucky chief of police gets to investigate this as his last job before he moves and haha yeah that doesn't bode well.
It's "The Breach"!
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It's "The Breach"!
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The Breach (2022)
Not feeling like myself today
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December 22, 2025 at 5:14 PM
A body washes up and it looks like a melted trash bag that's full of teeth and random bits of people/raccoons/corn. Our plucky chief of police gets to investigate this as his last job before he moves and haha yeah that doesn't bode well.
It's "The Breach"!
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It's "The Breach"!
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Are you a film editor struggling to find a good paying job? This isn't a crappy Linkedin post, so my only suggestion is "do not edit snuff movies a random person has sent you even if they pay well". More info on "Freelance", tonight's horror movie!
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Freelance (2024)
Everybody loves home videos, right?
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December 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Are you a film editor struggling to find a good paying job? This isn't a crappy Linkedin post, so my only suggestion is "do not edit snuff movies a random person has sent you even if they pay well". More info on "Freelance", tonight's horror movie!
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"Slaxx" is a movie about a killer pair of jeans that like eat people and stuff, and it is also proof that there's no movie beneath Impeccable Taste's ability to watch stuff!
Sometimes we watch high art, sometimes, dumb stuff. Guess where this one goes!
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Sometimes we watch high art, sometimes, dumb stuff. Guess where this one goes!
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Slaxx (2020)
They’re slashing the prices at that store!
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December 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
"Slaxx" is a movie about a killer pair of jeans that like eat people and stuff, and it is also proof that there's no movie beneath Impeccable Taste's ability to watch stuff!
Sometimes we watch high art, sometimes, dumb stuff. Guess where this one goes!
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Sometimes we watch high art, sometimes, dumb stuff. Guess where this one goes!
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An alternate poster for this movie is a skeleton giving another one a blowjob. Game recognizes game and I will never not find skeletons funny but I feel it is a bit unfair if the marketing team already steals one of the possible jokes.
Anyway, "Bone Lake"!
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Anyway, "Bone Lake"!
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Bone Lake (2024)
Skeletons have bones and are inherently funny, so with that in mind…
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December 1, 2025 at 10:46 PM
An alternate poster for this movie is a skeleton giving another one a blowjob. Game recognizes game and I will never not find skeletons funny but I feel it is a bit unfair if the marketing team already steals one of the possible jokes.
Anyway, "Bone Lake"!
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Anyway, "Bone Lake"!
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Not sure if you've heard but there's a new "Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein" around and everyone's already watched it except, of course, we at Impeccable Taste HQ because uh yeah, dunno, I guess someone had to watch crappy j-horror movies instead?
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Frankenstein (2025)
Next year we’ll get Vanessa Angel’s Weird Science 2026, mark my words
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November 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Not sure if you've heard but there's a new "Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein" around and everyone's already watched it except, of course, we at Impeccable Taste HQ because uh yeah, dunno, I guess someone had to watch crappy j-horror movies instead?
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Remember the funny but horrible mom of the slimy fascist guy on Andor? The disgusting lady on "The Front Room"? Well she's gifting Dakota Fanning a box and then things get a bit too twilightzonesque in "Vicious"!
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Vicious (2025)
THE BOX. YOU OPENED IT. WE CAME. (a cenobite starts vomiting CDs for some reason)
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November 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Remember the funny but horrible mom of the slimy fascist guy on Andor? The disgusting lady on "The Front Room"? Well she's gifting Dakota Fanning a box and then things get a bit too twilightzonesque in "Vicious"!
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What if you had to be really paranoid about the little crevices and gaps in your house because you were convinced there was a ghost there waiting to get all grudgy? What if this was a movie based on an urban legend? Wonder no more, it's "Spirit behind the Door"
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Spirit behind the Door (2014)
Goes really well with the ghoul under the table and the imp in the oven
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November 23, 2025 at 11:26 AM
What if you had to be really paranoid about the little crevices and gaps in your house because you were convinced there was a ghost there waiting to get all grudgy? What if this was a movie based on an urban legend? Wonder no more, it's "Spirit behind the Door"
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Have you ever wondered how cool it would be to be roomies with Willem Dafoe of all people? Imagine having breakfast with him, or watching random youtube vids together, or stuff like that! Well, wonder no more: it's "The Man in my Basement"!
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The Man in My Basement (2025)
and for once I’m not talking about myself
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November 21, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Have you ever wondered how cool it would be to be roomies with Willem Dafoe of all people? Imagine having breakfast with him, or watching random youtube vids together, or stuff like that! Well, wonder no more: it's "The Man in my Basement"!
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"Hell House LLC: Lineage" is the fifth and apparently last movie in the "Hell House LLC" series, and uh good riddance. sure, send a postcard, no i don't think i will have time to hang out next time you come by, sorry, I'm busy.
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Hell House LLC - Lineage (2025)
Those clowns in congress did it again, what a bunch of clowns!
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November 19, 2025 at 9:32 AM
"Hell House LLC: Lineage" is the fifth and apparently last movie in the "Hell House LLC" series, and uh good riddance. sure, send a postcard, no i don't think i will have time to hang out next time you come by, sorry, I'm busy.
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Joining the neverending list of movies where the title is something you wouldn't want to hear but it is kinda tame compared to what happens in the movie, it's "Come to Daddy"!
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Come to Daddy (2019)
Instead of having Aphex Twin’s repulsive smile we get that haircut Frodo’s sporting
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November 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Joining the neverending list of movies where the title is something you wouldn't want to hear but it is kinda tame compared to what happens in the movie, it's "Come to Daddy"!
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I've heard some people making the "M3GAN 2.0 is to M3GAN what T2 is to Terminator", and although it is valid I don't want to repeat somebody else's joke. So instead you just get Impeccable Taste's latest review: "M3GAN 2.0"!
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M3GAN 2.0 (2025)
Remember M3GAN? She is back, in P0G form!
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October 31, 2025 at 9:15 AM
I've heard some people making the "M3GAN 2.0 is to M3GAN what T2 is to Terminator", and although it is valid I don't want to repeat somebody else's joke. So instead you just get Impeccable Taste's latest review: "M3GAN 2.0"!
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There's now some microgenre that is basically "Samara Weaving is surrounded by assholes", and "Borderline" is here to prove it
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Borderline (2025)
I also like Samara Weaving but I wouldn’t go that far
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October 30, 2025 at 8:02 AM
There's now some microgenre that is basically "Samara Weaving is surrounded by assholes", and "Borderline" is here to prove it
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Have you ever wondered why there's a James Wan movie nobody talks about? Now guess: will that movie be a hidden gem, or are we dealing with "Dead Silence"?
I was going to say something about "much like the audience's reaction" but eh, too cheesy.
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I was going to say something about "much like the audience's reaction" but eh, too cheesy.
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Dead Silence (2007)
Gabbo! Gabbo!! GABBO!!!!
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October 29, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Have you ever wondered why there's a James Wan movie nobody talks about? Now guess: will that movie be a hidden gem, or are we dealing with "Dead Silence"?
I was going to say something about "much like the audience's reaction" but eh, too cheesy.
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I was going to say something about "much like the audience's reaction" but eh, too cheesy.
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Want some Cosmic Horror? What about a really bad name for a movie? What if you could have both?! It's "The Empty Man"!
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The Empty Man (2020)
the worst possible nickname?
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October 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Want some Cosmic Horror? What about a really bad name for a movie? What if you could have both?! It's "The Empty Man"!
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"I Blame Society" is a really funny movie about how some people need to express themselves through art
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I Blame Society (2020)
she’s not talking about the Brian Yuzna motion picture
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October 27, 2025 at 8:34 AM
"I Blame Society" is a really funny movie about how some people need to express themselves through art
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There are bad hangovers and then there's what poor Samantha goes through in "Contracted"...
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Contracted (2013)
For my next song, something something full of maggots, huh?
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October 26, 2025 at 11:51 AM
There are bad hangovers and then there's what poor Samantha goes through in "Contracted"...
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If you're going to watch a horror movie about wax museums and stuff, you can't do much better than that... "Waxwork"!
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Waxwork (1988)
the next song is about shooting wax out of y-
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October 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
If you're going to watch a horror movie about wax museums and stuff, you can't do much better than that... "Waxwork"!
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Good thing I'm not old and never will be, because "The Rule of Jenny Pen" doesn't make it look appealing at all!
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The Rule of Jenny Pen (2024)
ew, old people
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October 24, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Good thing I'm not old and never will be, because "The Rule of Jenny Pen" doesn't make it look appealing at all!
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"Best Wishes to All" is a movie that wants to make you smile, hopeful for the future and definitely not feel bad
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Best Wishes to All (2023)
In case you’re feeling a bit down today
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October 23, 2025 at 7:28 AM
"Best Wishes to All" is a movie that wants to make you smile, hopeful for the future and definitely not feel bad
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Olga Kurylenko shows that any excuse is great to go back home and enjoy a nostalgic trip down memory lane in "Other"! Nothing bad could ever happen with that premise!!
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Other (2025)
Thank you, may I have an Other 2025?
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October 22, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Olga Kurylenko shows that any excuse is great to go back home and enjoy a nostalgic trip down memory lane in "Other"! Nothing bad could ever happen with that premise!!
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"HashtagChadGetsTheAxe" is a movie that will try to trick you into tagging it on social media, but I'm smarter than that!
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hashtagchadgetstheaxe (2022)
we’re getting so many views here
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October 21, 2025 at 7:03 PM
"HashtagChadGetsTheAxe" is a movie that will try to trick you into tagging it on social media, but I'm smarter than that!
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If I told you that the premise of this movie is "a kidnapping goes wrong because the victim turns out to be way spookier than they thought", would you think it's "Abigail"? Well, nope, it's 2016's "From A House on Willow Street"!
Which one is better? Well...
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Which one is better? Well...
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From a House on Willow Street (2016)
Willow, Elm… what’s with these streets named after trees?!
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October 20, 2025 at 6:49 AM
If I told you that the premise of this movie is "a kidnapping goes wrong because the victim turns out to be way spookier than they thought", would you think it's "Abigail"? Well, nope, it's 2016's "From A House on Willow Street"!
Which one is better? Well...
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Which one is better? Well...
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What if sometimes a story didn't need to be a full length movie? It's "Woman in the Chair"!
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Woman in the Chair (2022)
The unexpected sequel to The Woman in the Yard?
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October 19, 2025 at 8:09 AM
What if sometimes a story didn't need to be a full length movie? It's "Woman in the Chair"!
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The Amish, these sects that look basically how the people in The VVitch looked like but probably even sadder/angrier about things! What if that + Satanic Panic was a movie? Well, you'd get "Amish Witches: The True Story of Holmes County"!
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Amish Witches - The True Story of Holmes County (2016)
everything i know about the amish is either from that Weird Al song, the Harrison Ford movie or Dwight
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October 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The Amish, these sects that look basically how the people in The VVitch looked like but probably even sadder/angrier about things! What if that + Satanic Panic was a movie? Well, you'd get "Amish Witches: The True Story of Holmes County"!
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