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Snippets of life across the Imperium of Man.
Everyone is so obsessed with ass or tits but have they considered the sexiness of the light of the God Emperor of Mankind?
February 9, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Everyone is so obsessed with ass or tits but have they considered the sexiness of the light of the God Emperor of Mankind?
Im not saying I'd be good at it but i could 100% have done a better job than the Emperor *looks around nervously for the inquisition*
February 3, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Im not saying I'd be good at it but i could 100% have done a better job than the Emperor *looks around nervously for the inquisition*
Cooking orkid fungus for dinner, any advice?
February 1, 2026 at 7:56 AM
Cooking orkid fungus for dinner, any advice?
Ordo hereticus claims that Borgar's is under the sway of the Ruinous Powers but us here in the Ordo Xenos know that its a blessed place of saints.
January 31, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Ordo hereticus claims that Borgar's is under the sway of the Ruinous Powers but us here in the Ordo Xenos know that its a blessed place of saints.
I am the God Emperor's most Borgar-lovingest Inquisitorial soldier.
January 31, 2026 at 4:45 PM
I am the God Emperor's most Borgar-lovingest Inquisitorial soldier.
This new "Borgar XVII - Lunch Bearers" restaurant is so good. i even saw the Inquisitor go in!
January 30, 2026 at 6:02 PM
This new "Borgar XVII - Lunch Bearers" restaurant is so good. i even saw the Inquisitor go in!
Kids these days are so entitled thinking they get "a day off" or "a wage" back in my day we got corpse starch (usually the blue stuff) and we praised His name that we hadn't gotten servitorized that day.
January 30, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Kids these days are so entitled thinking they get "a day off" or "a wage" back in my day we got corpse starch (usually the blue stuff) and we praised His name that we hadn't gotten servitorized that day.
I REQUIRE MEDICAL ASSISTANCE
January 30, 2026 at 6:41 AM
I REQUIRE MEDICAL ASSISTANCE
Just started Horus Rising and this Abbadon guy sounds familiar. Did he serve in the Gothic War?
January 30, 2026 at 6:36 AM
Just started Horus Rising and this Abbadon guy sounds familiar. Did he serve in the Gothic War?
Pretty sure our techpriest plays necrons
January 30, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Pretty sure our techpriest plays necrons
They say some commisars look for traitorous posts here but they cant find you if you stay anonymous
January 30, 2026 at 6:33 AM
They say some commisars look for traitorous posts here but they cant find you if you stay anonymous
Five Jobs Ive had:
- Serving the glory of the God Emperor (praised be his name)
- Serving the glory of the God Emperor (praised be his name)
- Serving the glory of the God Emperor (praised be his name)
- Serving the glory of the God Emperor (praised be his name)
- Fast Food cook.
- Serving the glory of the God Emperor (praised be his name)
- Serving the glory of the God Emperor (praised be his name)
- Serving the glory of the God Emperor (praised be his name)
- Serving the glory of the God Emperor (praised be his name)
- Fast Food cook.
January 30, 2026 at 6:27 AM
Five Jobs Ive had:
- Serving the glory of the God Emperor (praised be his name)
- Serving the glory of the God Emperor (praised be his name)
- Serving the glory of the God Emperor (praised be his name)
- Serving the glory of the God Emperor (praised be his name)
- Fast Food cook.
- Serving the glory of the God Emperor (praised be his name)
- Serving the glory of the God Emperor (praised be his name)
- Serving the glory of the God Emperor (praised be his name)
- Serving the glory of the God Emperor (praised be his name)
- Fast Food cook.
Every can of recaff we got from that rogue trader has aquilla stickers on the lid that leave a residue. C'mon guys, is this how you do your duty to Him and His Imperium?
January 30, 2026 at 6:23 AM
Every can of recaff we got from that rogue trader has aquilla stickers on the lid that leave a residue. C'mon guys, is this how you do your duty to Him and His Imperium?