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I’m here to post and have a good time !!!
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A joyous short story in four words:
“Herb Alpert / Hugh Masakela”. Album cover art. It depicts the two musicians looking at the cover and smiling. Alpert has his arm around Masakela’s shoulder. They both seem at ease and happy.
January 11, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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NW:
Poster for “Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind” (1984, dir. Miyazaki)
January 11, 2026 at 1:49 AM
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Portentous image (derogatory)
Trump has gotten up in the middle of a big meeting bragging about stolen oil to look wistfully out the window and think of his beloved ballroom Vance, looking at Rubio, has a shit eating grin. Rubio, looking back at Vance, has a more ambiguous expression
January 10, 2026 at 11:53 PM
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Frame from “The Simpsons” — "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge" Season 11 / Episode 21 (14:59) Marge is handcuffed and worried looking. She is surrounded by cops and Chief Wiggum with an ice cream cone. Caption reads: I THOUGHT YOU SAID THE LAW WAS POWERLESS. POWERLESS TO HELP YOU, NOT PUNISH YOU.
January 10, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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Sometimes I love the dissonance of the droll Wikipedia tone:
Screenshot of a portion of the Wikipedia entry for Jadakiss’s song “U Make Me Wanna” The portion starts: “U Make Me Wanna" is a song by New York rapper Jadakiss, released as the third and final single from his second studio album, Kiss of Death. The song features vocals by fellow New York singer-songwriter Mariah Carey, and was produced by Scott Storch. The lyrics tell a story detailing a man's daily effort of acquiring and selling substances such as cannabis or cocaine, and how he perseveres each day knowing that he has a beautiful, loving woman waiting on him at home each night, a woman who supports his work and even assists him. Carey's vocal range in the song reaches up to her sixth octave (whistle register). But a highlighted portion follows, reading: “The lyrics tell a story detailing a man's daily effort of acquiring and selling substances such as cannabis or cocaine, and how he perseveres each day knowing that he has a beautiful, loving woman waiting on him at home each night, a woman who supports his work and even assists him. Carey's vocal range in the song reaches up to her sixth octave (whistle register).”
January 9, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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Pray for me folks
In flight safety card for a 737-MAX8
January 9, 2026 at 6:22 AM
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Adult male friendship in your 40s
Screenshot of a text exchange. Red eye I'll text maybe you'd be up for a late night airport call? Subject to being awake Imao Read 5:20 PM Potentially!
January 9, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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This guy kind of looks like Jason Voorhies
Detail from the original poster's photograph. The upper right corner of the bag shows a drawing of a mask. Its placement over the wrinkled fruit makes it almost looks hair above a hockey mask.
January 4, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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Had to let the mashed potatoes sit for a bit after whipping them so they’re a little too solid to smooth over the top but damn this is gonna taste pretty good
A shepherds pie
January 3, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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Making a lentil mushroom “shepherds pie”
Big blue enameled cast iron pot of shepherds pie filling
January 3, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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lol very prominent cool steam plumes, open flames, and fancy plumbing along the Jersey Turnpike that I probably passed a thousand times, wondering about in this way each time, before I actually looked it up
Linden Cogeneration Plant Aerial - March 2014. Pipe work and steam plumes. An aerial shot of industry
January 2, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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I want to track down a copy of the August 1993 Kung Fu Masters magazine to see if this often shared wedding announcement Al Leong’s wife’s parents placed is actually real
Kung Fu Masters ad from August 1993. Al Leong is depicted in a black and white photo likely from Big Trouble in Little China wielding a knife. Text reads: What would you give this couple for a wedding present? If the thought of this man marrying your daughter bothers you, relax. He's marrying ours. Mr. and Mrs. Mas Yamashita request the honour of your presence at the mamage of their daughter Tracie Sanae To Mr. Albert Leong Saturday, the twenty-eighth of September nineteen hundred ninety-one at six o clock in the evening Westminster Presbyterian Church 1757 North Lake Avenue Pasadena, California KUNG-FU MASTERS • August 1993 53
January 2, 2026 at 4:37 PM
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Alabama fans rn
McBain from the Simpsons. "Saturdays of Thunder" Season 3 / Episode 9 (5:49)
January 2, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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Still from “No Country For Old Men” (2007, dirs. Joel and Ethan Coen). Anton Chigurh (Javier Bardem) holds up part of a captive bolt gun in a gloved hand
January 1, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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Ok Andy Cohen is geeked to the gills
Andy Cohen, his pupils as big as saucers
January 1, 2026 at 4:32 AM
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Dudes rock is quoting McBain lines to one another. Mendozaaaaaaaa!!!!!
Simpsons. Ranier Wolfcastle as McBain. Mendozaaaaaa!!!!
December 26, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Two paths diverge meme. The man at the fork is labeled “RIGHT ABOUT NOW…”. The left fork leads to a castle labeled “THE FUNK SOUL BROTHER”; the right fork leads to one labeled “IT'S TIME TO ROCK WITH THE BIGGITY BUCK BUMBLE”
December 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Feel like I’m going mad and I’ve just got to laugh uncomfortably at this all! Stinks!
Ric Flair
December 17, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Basquiat-looking standpipe
A y-input fire department connection. The left pipe is covered by a cap that is panted yellow. The right pipe is open. Above the connections is a section of red metal spikes.
December 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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[getting thawed out of the cryogenic sleep I’ve been in since the last debt ceiling crisis only now, on the first night of Hanukkah]

MINT THE COIN!
A set of chocolate covered coins. In center a comically large one
December 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Can check
Right, a can of Union’s Steady Eddie IPA. The can depicts Eddie Murray, the baseball player after whom the beer is named. Left, the aforementioned beer poured into a glass
December 14, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Jimmy Barnes as the screaming cowboy in the sky in Kirin J. Callinan’s “Big Enough”
December 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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A brief summary of the attitude ruining the economy
A sign on a lamp post NOTICE DO NOT PAY ANYONE ONLY PAY MACHINE OR ONLINE APP
December 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Frame from "Michael Clayton" (2007, dir. Gilroy). Michael Clayton (George Clooney) sits in the back set of a yellow cab. The frame partially includes the plexiglass partition. He has a haunted, tired, and extremely ambiguous look on his face.
December 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Sometimes engineer brain is funny and self-aware:
A portion of the "Figure of Merit" entry in Wikipedia. Figure of merit From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia A figure of merit (FOM) is a performance metric that characterizes the performance of a device, system, or method, relative to its alternatives. Examples Absolute alcohol content per currency unit in an alcoholic beverage
December 10, 2025 at 5:20 AM