@impossibleocelot.bsky.social
He got a name?
November 7, 2025 at 6:08 AM
He got a name?
Remember, he’s not bald… he just has a high widows peak!
August 5, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Remember, he’s not bald… he just has a high widows peak!
Well, how else are you gonna get kids to eat their recommended daily serving of shark? 🙃
August 2, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Well, how else are you gonna get kids to eat their recommended daily serving of shark? 🙃
Art Weingartner
July 30, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Art Weingartner
“Hatn’t seen” … way to English, lady
July 18, 2025 at 2:18 PM
“Hatn’t seen” … way to English, lady
Versatile.
July 18, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Versatile.
Relatable
July 16, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Relatable
The OJ Simpson verdict - sophomore year
July 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The OJ Simpson verdict - sophomore year
My wife saw this and said “Corvids, man.”
June 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
My wife saw this and said “Corvids, man.”
FYI, ranch + hot sauce = rad
June 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
FYI, ranch + hot sauce = rad
Is that bowl full of nails and cigarette butts? That’d be a punk meal
June 6, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Is that bowl full of nails and cigarette butts? That’d be a punk meal
My dumb old eyes read “small fodder enemies” as “small toddler enemies” and I was like, “what the f… oh.”
May 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
My dumb old eyes read “small fodder enemies” as “small toddler enemies” and I was like, “what the f… oh.”
But have you considered “b’gok?”
May 9, 2025 at 4:48 AM
But have you considered “b’gok?”
In one sitting? Er… kneeling?
May 1, 2025 at 2:32 AM
In one sitting? Er… kneeling?
Maybe anti-science fiction
April 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Maybe anti-science fiction
Spelunky 1 & 2
April 23, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Spelunky 1 & 2
All koopas are bastards
April 4, 2025 at 5:02 AM
All koopas are bastards
Or the old age question?
March 1, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Or the old age question?
Typical for that numb-nut to try to corner someone in a room with no corners
February 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Typical for that numb-nut to try to corner someone in a room with no corners
I’ll have to try that! 🙃
February 15, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I’ll have to try that! 🙃
That’s around a buck and two bits today!
January 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
That’s around a buck and two bits today!