Ah

Lmao

Anyway, you’re very beautiful

I’m out of your league though, unfortunately

You think “that’s not funny”, and no it’s not

Plus, your name is literally Kaitlyn, so shut up

Hello Kaitlyn, I will be stalking you now (not literally)

Basically, I need a woman to read to me because I’m an illiterate retard

And idk how and don’t want to sext, because that is retarded, but I’m down to talk, I would love to talk, about whatever

What book are you reading? Bet it’s mediocre

Hey

I <3 u

Ur not allowed to take that as though I’m creepy, ur the one talking bout creampies, I just wanna breakdance upside down into the ceiling wall and waluigi and Jonathan cockback

Bruh, leave me alone

You just attacked my subconscious mind, something I experience consciously

U hurt me:(

Where are you

I’m not a flat earther but I don’t believe in the physical world really

So I understand the earth is a globe but really I don’t imagine there’s size (makes sense?)

Imagine you’re the size of the sun which is the size of the earth

Simulation theory or whatever

Simple is good and intuitive