Keith Day
@improbus00.bsky.social
Made me think of the greatest football quote of all time from Leroy Hoard: "Coach, if you need one yard, I'll get you three yards. If you need five yards, I'll get you three yards".
January 1, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Made me think of the greatest football quote of all time from Leroy Hoard: "Coach, if you need one yard, I'll get you three yards. If you need five yards, I'll get you three yards".
Honestly, go to local high school productions. They are so fun.
January 1, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Honestly, go to local high school productions. They are so fun.
Say hi to Laz for me
January 1, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Say hi to Laz for me
No. They played Purdue 10 times
January 1, 2026 at 2:39 AM
No. They played Purdue 10 times
And it quickly devolves into crying
January 1, 2026 at 2:28 AM
And it quickly devolves into crying
Do you think that the post-Trump right will splinter?
December 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Do you think that the post-Trump right will splinter?
We drove it in an RV that is just a truck with a house on the back and I thought the whole rig was going to disintegrate when we crossed into Indiana.
December 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
We drove it in an RV that is just a truck with a house on the back and I thought the whole rig was going to disintegrate when we crossed into Indiana.
I-70 from Dayton to Indy is a hellscape. The worst quality road I’ve been on in the US.
December 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I-70 from Dayton to Indy is a hellscape. The worst quality road I’ve been on in the US.
Indiana. The car race is cool and everything else is not cool.
December 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Indiana. The car race is cool and everything else is not cool.
I play Close to the Edge in my classroom all of the time, and the look on the kids faces when the organs kick in is utter confusion.
December 30, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I play Close to the Edge in my classroom all of the time, and the look on the kids faces when the organs kick in is utter confusion.
Meanwhile YES thinks to themselves, “Why stop at seven minutes? Time is just a loose concept, a vaguery of human creation, a meaningless shackle. Also, do you like church organs?”
December 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Meanwhile YES thinks to themselves, “Why stop at seven minutes? Time is just a loose concept, a vaguery of human creation, a meaningless shackle. Also, do you like church organs?”
Making the sport almost entirely about a national champion was a huge mistake. The sport was about success relative to each individual school’s own expectations and history.
December 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Making the sport almost entirely about a national champion was a huge mistake. The sport was about success relative to each individual school’s own expectations and history.
Welcome to the “waving at your kids while they do stuff” part of parenthood. Grab a beer and join us.
December 28, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Welcome to the “waving at your kids while they do stuff” part of parenthood. Grab a beer and join us.
As a teacher on winter break, I support not thinking about anything at all
December 28, 2025 at 12:51 PM
As a teacher on winter break, I support not thinking about anything at all
We are legion. I refuse to be Gen X (I was too young to see any of the OG Star Wars movies in the theater) but I wasn’t raised with the kind of tech millennials had. I didn’t get cable or a cell phone until I was in grad school. I grew up with the same tech my parents had growing up.
December 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
We are legion. I refuse to be Gen X (I was too young to see any of the OG Star Wars movies in the theater) but I wasn’t raised with the kind of tech millennials had. I didn’t get cable or a cell phone until I was in grad school. I grew up with the same tech my parents had growing up.
Just the finest display of footballmanship
December 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Just the finest display of footballmanship
And they said bowls were dead. I’ve never felt more alive than during this idiotic football game
December 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
And they said bowls were dead. I’ve never felt more alive than during this idiotic football game
What did Gävle do to upset Juno?
December 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
What did Gävle do to upset Juno?