This match is THE reason I’m watching tonight. I’ve learned to never miss a Lee Moriarty PPV match because the guy delivers every single time.

Don’t worry it’s “gonna pop in the second half”

Every Midwest emo song is:

A sound clip from a television show
Twinkly guitar and cacophonous drums
A map of the band’s hometown
A guy who can’t sing really well

And it’s one of the most honest and beautiful music genres out there.

If you’re not turning your arms and fingers into a coatrack for your grocery bags so you can get them all inside in one trip, you’re doing things wrong and you have a weak lineage.

Willie the Pooh

He taught Trevor how to sell that fall.