The fountain of youth!!! One drink from this sacred stream guarantees a lifetime of delight. Do not ask of its source, for its truth is a burden unbearable to flesh of the unanointed. Only by taste can one know.

True friends!! 24/7, 365, year after year they remain!! The rats do NOT abandon you. Rabies is a small risk but as long as you show them kindness all things will be well. They are gentle creatures, they know only love.

So much hate in the world... So called "positive posters" hurling threats of transmorgification like schoolyard insults. When the spirits catch word of such trifling be sure of consequences. We cower behind screens, alone. Spend an age in the depths with us, i swear it you will learn true comradery.